Now I've read three and omg *dead*
Next King of Babylon - aahhh zenemo!dramaqueen! brian, how i love thee.
Then Pron Fic:
He could call Daphne and she could come over and smoke weed and watch Buffy. If she has enough weed, she’ll do her retelling of the Buffy and Angel saga through interpretive dance.
bwahahaha *wipes runny-nose and burning watery eyes* the laughter is not helping me feel better bunny.
Justin hangs up as violently as one can hang up a portable phone, his thumb stabbing the button. Not being able to slam down a receiver frustrates him. He throws the portable across the room instead, joining the busted remote. Then a copy of today’s newspaper. That doesn’t make a satisfying enough thunk, so he takes off his shoes and throws those as well. They hit the wall and leave excellent scuff marks that will a bitch to clean up.
*coughs hysterically* oh justin. i can relate to the phone thing, it is very very dissatisfying.
AND THEN OMG *dies, is dead*
*whispers because i'm dead*justin made brian come in his pants on the dance floor, and then, and then *dies again* brian fucked justin while pinning his arms above his head - coming in one's pants and pinned wrists are two of my most major kinks
Thanks for the Recs Bunny!!!!! If I wasn't sick I would pounce on you and lick you all over.