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Here is the next installment of my Season Five Fix It series of Puppy Drabbles, which are typed by [info]xie_xie_xie (not her real name) but written entirely by me. I hope you like them although this part is very sad and upsetting because Brian is being stupid emotionally stunted again. This series starts here.

The Moment
By Rebel

Brian walked over to where Justin was playing with the puppy.  He wasn't sure what was going on, but he had a bad feeling. "I thought you were taking him to the shelter."

The little black dog wriggled and got away from Justin, and tried to climb up Brian's leg. Justin scooped him back into the circle of his legs. "I was. But I decided not to." He glanced up at Brian. "I'm keeping him."

Brian just stared, and when he finally spoke, it was slowly. "Not here, you're not."

Justin looked up at him coolly. "That's entirely your call."

Later
By Rebel

Brian sat on the sofa, drinking the latest in a long, long line of beers. The bottles were lined up on the coffee table in front of him.

Justin had gone to meet Michael. He'd put the puppy in his crate, and stood at the door before he left. "I'll be back in around three hours. And this will be the last time you have to worry about the dog." And then he left.

Brian wasn't worried about the dog. That would have required that Brian think, and Brian was very studiously working on not doing that at the moment.

Even Later

By Rebel

Brian gazed at his face in the mirror. "You're drunk," he said.

"Yes, you are," he agreed.

He left the bathroom and ignored the whimpery noises coming from the crate in the bedroom. But for some perverse, drunken reason, he instead stooped down and let the puppy out. "Go ahead, little dog," he said. "Go piss on Justin's shoes."

The puppy just sat at Brian's feet, looking up at him adoringly. "Don't bother," Brian said. "You can ask Michael. It won't work."

He got another beer, and when he got to the sofa, the puppy was sitting there, tail thumping.

Later Still
By Rebel

Brian sighed. It was the booze, he figured, making him weak. He set the puppy on his lap. "Don't think this changes anything," he said. "This loft is too small for the two of us."

Brian tipped some more beer into his mouth, and then corrected himself. "The three of us."

The puppy put his paws on Brian's chest, and licked his face. Brian looked into his eyes. The little dog's tail flew back and forth.

"Why did you have to fuck everything up?" Brian gazed at the dog for a long time, but the puppy didn't say a word.

Another Moment

By Rebel

The puppy wasn't sure why the man didn't take him outside. He did have to pee, and the man was sounding like maybe he'd fall asleep soon. He tentatively licked at his face, and the man opened his eyes.

The puppy licked him again. Then he whimpered, very loudly.

Brian sighed, and figured it wouldn't be the end of the world to find the leash and collar Justin had bought, and take the puppy out to pee. It was that or get his floors refinished, he thought. Two minutes to the corner and back was certainly less hassle than that.

Pissing and Moaning

By Rebel

Brian stood shivering in the lot halfway down the block while the puppy sniffed every blade of grass. He pulled on the leash, dragging Brian from one end of the grassy area to another. Finally, the little black dog let loose a long stream of steaming piss, a look of ecstasy on his face.

"You're a freak," Brian informed the dog. "Hurry up."

The puppy gave a little jump when he was done, and started heading home, Brian trailing behind.

When they got back to the loft, the door was open, and Justin was inside, cell phone in his hand.

Queening Out
By Rebel

Justin snapped the phone shut. "Jesus, Brian…"

Brian sneered. "What, you thought I'd take your precious little puppy out to play in traffic?" He shut the door and unsnapped the puppy's collar.

He raced over to Justin, who knelt down and petted his head. "I think I'll take him now," he said. "You're being a complete asshole."

"You're leaving me for a dog, and I'm being an asshole?"

Justin picked the puppy up. "I'm not leaving you. I'm moving out. And I'm not doing it for the dog." He picked up the leash and collar. "I'm doing it for myself."

Continued here....
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[User Picture]From: [info]happier_bunny
2008-06-16 12:23 am (UTC)

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REBEL..............

Please don't leave me hanging like this. I can't stand the angst oh sweet Rebel. Your story is compelling and I must know how it ends.

love,
Bunny J

P.S. Aren't dogs man's best friend? Couldn't you post these at [info]qaf_drabbles?
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:43 am (UTC)

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Dear lawyer bunny,

The angst is very painful. That is why the puppy is there.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]secretsolitaire
2008-06-16 01:42 am (UTC)

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Oh dear, oh dear. I do hope [info]xie_xie_xie will type again soon for you, Rebel, because this update leaves me feeling rather wibbly. I do think there's hope though, since Brian took the puppy for a walk. He's just a little slow. *nods* But I have a feeling that Justin's absence will speed up his thought processes a bit. ;-)
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:43 am (UTC)

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Dear secretsolitaire,

Brian is a little slow. But the puppy can work with that.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]notreallyme10
2008-06-16 01:52 am (UTC)

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Ummm, what? More soon please Rebel!
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:42 am (UTC)

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Dear notreallyme10,

I will try to get xie_xie_xie (not her real name) to type more soon.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]vl_redreign
2008-06-16 02:09 am (UTC)

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Okay, this was funny:

Finally, the little black dog let loose a long stream of steaming piss, a look of ecstasy on his face.

"You're a freak," Brian informed the dog. "Hurry up."


But Justin's moving out. Not so funny. You need to fix that.
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:41 am (UTC)

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Dear vl_redreign,

Did you hear I cannot have candied walnuts anymore? It will be very hard to write.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]vl_redreign
2008-06-17 02:13 am (UTC)

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Yes, your human told me. I was most distressed by this, because I enjoy bringing you treats. Can you ask her if there is something else you can have? Because you're my friend.

And because you need to fix this.
[User Picture]From: [info]pendulumchanges
2008-06-16 02:32 am (UTC)

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*pouts* I thought this was a fix-it fic. This is not fixing things!
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:41 am (UTC)

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Dear pendulumchanges,

You need to have faith in the power of puppies.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]qafcracked
2008-06-16 02:54 am (UTC)

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This is friggin' hilarious:

Brian gazed at his face in the mirror. "You're drunk," he said.

"Yes, you are," he agreed.

He left the bathroom and ignored the whimpery noises coming from the crate in the bedroom. But for some perverse, drunken reason, he instead stooped down and let the puppy out. "Go ahead, little dog," he said. "Go piss on Justin's shoes."

The puppy just sat at Brian's feet, looking up at him adoringly. "Don't bother," Brian said. "You can ask Michael. It won't work."


and then this:

Brian stood shivering in the lot halfway down the block while the puppy sniffed every blade of grass. He pulled on the leash, dragging Brian from one end of the grassy area to another. Finally, the little black dog let loose a long stream of steaming piss, a look of ecstasy on his face.

"You're a freak," Brian informed the dog. "Hurry up."
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)

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Dear dirtylttlescret,

Puppies are very amusing. It's true.

Sincerely,

Rebel
From: [info]noteverything
2008-06-16 03:44 am (UTC)

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Rebel,
Tell [info]xie_xie_xie (or whatever her real name is :P) that you have more for her to type. Then fix Justin leaving Brian. 'Cause you're making grown women cry. Kthanks.

Tweedy
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)

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Dear tweedygal,

The typist known as xie_xie_xie is very unreliable.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]rosy5000
2008-06-16 03:47 am (UTC)

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Nooo! You can't let Justin and the puppy leave! You're supposed to be fixing things. This isn't fixing anything. :(
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:39 am (UTC)

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Dear rosy5000,

You have to have faith. Puppies are very powerful.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]_alicesprings
2008-06-16 12:33 pm (UTC)

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Whaa?? I thought the puppy drabbles were supposed to be all about teh shinny happy???

I'd point out all the hilarious, adorable, endearing and utterly wonderful bits if I wasn't so exhausted, and also, cos I'd be pointing out every freaking word.
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:39 am (UTC)

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Dear alicesprings,

Thank you very much for finding all the good parts in my story and liking them.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]outlander
2008-06-16 08:21 pm (UTC)

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Justin picked the puppy up. "I'm not leaving you. I'm moving out. And I'm not doing it for the dog." He picked up the leash and collar. "I'm doing it for myself."

AACCKKK!!! While gripping reading, please please try to fix this quickly...
I am a little wibbly and sad. Puppies are supposed to make you happy...
*sniff*
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:38 am (UTC)

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Dear outlander,

I agree, puppies are very good for making happiness appear. I'm sure this puppy will make everything right soon.

Sincerely,

Rebel
From: [info]seamonkey_kj
2008-06-17 01:32 am (UTC)

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Rebel!!!
The puppy is sposed to bring Brian & Justin even closer together... the end (though its not the end) made me sad.... but in a I-cant-wait-for-more kind of way. This was wonderfully written, and this puppy sounds very very cute....for a dog that is.
---Jack the kitty
[User Picture]From: [info]hounded
2008-06-17 01:38 am (UTC)

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Dear Jack,

The puppy will do his job. Puppies sometimes get distracted more easily than grown up dogs.

I have also written many drabbles about the power of kittens so I am glad you are reading this too.

Sincerely,

Rebel
[User Picture]From: [info]kata_ny
2008-06-17 02:21 pm (UTC)

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Brian! the puppy is staying.the puppy knows it.Justin knows it.and you know it deep down,so just suck it up:D
uhm,right Rebel?
From: [info]ex_pinkfrict656
2008-06-17 06:29 pm (UTC)

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Dear Rebel

[info]barreiros asked me to write and say that he enjoys your puppy drabbles very much.

I would like to add that this was my favourite line: The puppy wasn't sure why the man didn't take him outside. He did have to pee, and the man was sounding like maybe he'd fall asleep soon. He tentatively licked at his face, and the man opened his eyes.

The puppy licked him again. Then he whimpered, very loudly.


but it did make me sad.

Please ask [info]xie_xie_xie to type more for you soon.
From: [info]absolutefiction
2008-07-08 11:26 pm (UTC)

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best! story! ever!!!!!!!!!! too many things to quote!
From: [info]morgan_is_randy
2008-10-24 05:59 pm (UTC)

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That's right Justin!

Brian I just don't know what to do with you.
From: [info]colleen2328
2009-01-26 12:24 pm (UTC)

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Brian needs to get with the puppy program.