Brian and Mikey getting along makes me really happy:
Michael: You fucked him in your office?
Brian: He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time. (Btw,one of the great lines EVER!! *makes mental note to make more quote icons* LOL)
Michael: You're unbelievable.
Brian: Yeah, that's what he said.
Michael: I didn't mean it like that.
Brian: Don't tell me, no one's ever had a Big O at the Big Q?
Michael: I wouldn't know.
Brian: Well, I would and first hand. And I mean first hand experiences.
Michael: Are you sayin...?
Brian: Remember last Christmas when I came to pick you up and you sending me up for Santa's workshop?
Michael: Not Santa! Don't tell me you fucked Santa?
Brian: Not even I would do that.... I'm not into fat.It was his elf.
Michael: You didn't!
Brian: What he lacked in feet,he made up for in inches.