Jerk at work
Ted's handing out paychecks to hunk after hunk. Yum!
But his assistant notices that Ted barely even looked at the hot, hunky guys. (Also-look, consistency! Isn't that the underage assistant that ruins everything next season?) Ted also missed out on Dueling Dicks night, his eyes on the books and not the boys.
Oh noes!! Has porn lost its effect for Ted?? *gasp*
PS: Check out the giant computer in the background. Sometimes it's easy to forget that this took place over ten years ago!