First things to go
Michael storms in, all pissed from his conversation with his mom.
M: She hit me. My mother fucking hit me. T: She's always hitting you. B: It's how she shows her affection.
It's true! But as Michael says, this time was for real. I love how Ted points when Michael says he doesn't want to talk about it, then he starts in right on cue! He knows Michael so well.
T: If she keeps this up, we're gonna have to take her honorary queer button away.
Haha! I wouldn't be surprised if she had that button on her vest somewhere.
M: Where are her values? Her principles? B: You know how it is when you want cock. They're the first things to go.