M: It's from a little country called Chuck, it's right next to Chad. T: Chuck, Chad, they sound like a couple of homos! M: It's the perfect gift! T: Perfectly hideous. M: It's a work of art! T: It's a piece of shit! M: It's symbolic of love and pride. T: It's symbolic of stupidity and bad taste! M: You take that back. T: I can't. I got it off a blanket.