The diner
What a nasty article. I mean he's right about Brian being vain and everything, but Howie is hardly flawless himself (who is?). And what does that even have to do with saving Justin's life? Or anything else? And how does "has lots of sex" = "is a terrible person"? Also fucking an 18 year old...he needs to look up the definition of pedophile, cause that's not it.
Howard Bedwetter...lol.
"He said I'm thirty-one. I'm thirty." Lol...that's all he cares about. Age is one of the few topics where Brian cares about what other people think of him.
"Who should know better than you?" Brian just brushes the whole article off. He's pretty much the only one not outraged actually.