Emmett
Poor Emmett is drunk and depressed. Though he does make me laugh with his "fuck off" brush off to the guy who just wants a chair, LOL.
He starts to give the same line to Brian and Justin before realizing who they are, and turns down their invitation to go to Babylon. Then he tells them he went to see Ted in rehab.
E: And you’ll never guess who’s there with him! B: Liza? J: Robert Downey Jr.! B: Ben Affleck. J: Matthew Perry.
LOL. *dies*
Anyway, Em tells them it was actually Blake the tweaked out twinky, who is now Dr. Boytoy the drug abuse counselor. Poor Em...this situation just sucks all around for him.