Justin does a kickass job
He totally slays me. The Dean is reading off Justin's list of accomplishments, aka offenses that ruined the internship program (but were still totally badass).
"Having sexual relations with a partner of the firm, using agency resources to produce subversive materials in order to undermine a valued client. Mr. Vance was livid. Livid! And if this is true, I don’t blame him.... Well, is it?"
"I suppose it depends on how one perceives the situation." OMG I LOVE JUSTIN.
"And how do you perceive it?"
"Mr. Kinney and I had personal relations prior to my internship at Vanguard. So it's not as if I was fucking the boss." STILL LOVE HIM.
"As for producing subversive materials, I made some posters based on my political beliefs."
The Dean tells him that his behavior has jeopardized the internship program.
"If it's any consolation, I was doing a kick-ass job." ROFL. For some reason, the Dean is not consoled by this. Wonder why?
He tells Justin that he must appear before the disciplinary committee and apologize. Justin is all like, you want me to do what now?