Michael and Ben are beside themselves
"YOU FUCKED A MURDERER!?" *snort* Michael is hysterical while Ben calmly freaks out and Hunter doesn't get what the big deal is, because he played it safe while fucking that known murderer and "used a condom."
"Well, your safe sex lecture paid off." LMAO. Oh Brian. Idek why you're still there, but you crack me up.
"Shut the fuck up!" Michael's voice has gotten higher and angrier, so Ben tells him in his own zen way to chill the fuck out.
"He didn't put me up to shit! I was trying to help."
"You were trying to impress Brian!" Idk, do you think a little of both might be true?
Brian looks at Michael and says that Hunter wouldn't be the first. Hee!
"Well, he already has a boyfriend."
"You do?"
"In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah." :D Also, SQUEEEE.
Michael yells that Hunter could have been killed. Hunter says that any of his "clients" could kill him. Michael asks him why he does it then. Hunter gives his reasons, which Michael takes as sarcasm, but Brian gets it. *hugs Hunter*
Ben and Michael get all parenty on Hunter's ass, telling him that he's going to respect the curfew, think about his future, go back to school, and not sell himself on the streets to creepy old men who might kill him. You know, normal parent things.
Hunter responds that he'd rather get killed than listened to them and storms out, because all the cool kids are fucking murderers these days and Ben and Michael are so lame and just don't understand.
"Nice going, Ma and Pa." Seriously tho, Ben and Michael really are becoming Hunter's parents. They are the only people in the world that really give a damn about him, and they just want to look out for his best interests.