Ted, Em, and Mel
Ted expresses his relief that his mother will never read about his arrest. And then his mother calls, upset about his arrest. :(
Melanie tells Ted that he is Stockwell's example of what happens to people who—like porn, I guess. Part of his anti sex, porn, and drug campaign. Mel and Em point out that Brian is right in Stockwell's circle right now and could lend a hand.