Brian and Michael
Brian and Michael are supposed to go out to Babylon, but Brian can't because of the cut on his back, courtesy of the professor.
"Why'd you say anything at all?" Your boyfriend is shooting up with steroids that make him violent, and it's Brian you're pissed at for looking out for you?
"Because it's undignified for a university professor and a not so bestselling author to be making drug deals in the locker room." LOL.
"And now I'll be forced to sit at home not wearing my most fabulous new sleeveless shirt to Babylon." "Yeah, like that makes up for the fact that I'll be scarred for life." "Like practically murdering his lover's best friend."