Brian's office
"You said it wasn't going to kill me!" LOL.
"Hot potaters!" Hee!
"I defy you to make these sexy." Oh Vance, look who you're challenging here! He could just stand there with the bag of chips and they would be sexy.
Aaand enter Claire. Or, as she shall be known for the duration of this episode, Claire the Cunt. (Well, not really, but she is awful.) She has a favor to ask.
"Here. Have one. Have two." LOL. Brian is evil. He even has this little evil cackle when John takes the whole handful of chips, lol.