britin1729 (britin1729) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2011-04-20 00:01:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: britin1729, challenge #197: weddings and funerals |
Challenge #197: Weddings and Funerals
Title: Saying Goodbye
Author: britin1729
Condom: Funerals
"You're not seriously upset?"
He glares, like he can't believe he even deigns to put up with me. "You could show some fucking respect."
"Brian, it's a fucking shirt. You do realize that, right?"
"It deserved a proper send-off. Not like this," he snaps, but carefully places the fugly Armani shirt from last spring into the bag we're donating to Goodwill.
"If you start crying and reading its eulogy, I'm leaving you."
"Do you know how many times this shirt has gotten me laid?"
"Do you know that shirt is going to be the reason you don't get laid tonight?"