| Challenge #188: Football |
[Feb. 7th, 2011|05:25 pm] |
Title: Innuendo
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mander3_swish
Time line: S4
Pairing: Emmett & Drew’s hotel love-nest
And the condom goes to: fucking everything that moves...because the more condoms, the better?
“Sweetie, I know football is all ‘butch’ and ‘macho,’ but you do realize how gay it all sounds?”
Drew just glares at Emmett, and takes another swig of his beer.
“If I may, let me illustrate my point with some examples:
Tight End.
Tackled from behind.
We're all tied up.
All he has to do is keep pounding it up the middle.
Illegal use of hands.
Splitting the uprights.
“Lastly, the quarterback, meaning you, has his hands in another man’s crotch!”
“Huh. I guess I never thought about it all together before. Maybe we should play some touch football later...” |
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