| *challenge #105: icon inspiration* |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|10:27 pm] |
Title: God Knows What
Notes: Thank you to ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) notreallyme for her speedy beta! kari77 suggested the icon for me.
And the condom goes to: Justin Taylor.
Icon by the wonderful not_yet_defined:
I’m shaking so much that I can barely punch the buttons on the elevator. When I finally do, I lean against the wall, my hand clutching my heart. When I left, they were both just standing there, nothing at all to say to me. Nothing!
They should be stunned, because it’s an abomination. Brian doing God knows what to that...that boy. I probably shouldn’t be surprised, Brian always was so hedonistic, so selfish. I certainly didn’t raise him that way.
Shuddering, I reach for the flask in my purse, wondering how my own child could do this to me. |
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:34 pm] |
Title: Melanie Was Never Good at Science
Inspiration: icon suggested by outlander . Icon made by youbetterwiseup . 
Warning: Pure utter crack.
Condom: Justin.
“I still can’t believe it,” Melanie started. “Tell me again how Brian was able to get pregnant?”
Lindsay sighed. “It’s all purely scientific. Justin’s semen is so potent that it could impregnate anything it touches.”
“And after nine months, where does the baby go?”
Lindsay opened her mouth to answer, then closed it. “Yeah. I don’t know. I was too afraid to ask him that.”
“And if Justin is so potent, how come there aren’t any little half-human-half-bed sheets running around? Or half-human-half-condoms for that matter?”
“That is the craziest thing you’ve ever said.”
“Oh, but Brian pregnant isn’t crazy?”
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Title: This is a Smoke-free Make Out Session
Inspiration: icon suggested by happier_bunny . Thank you! Icon made by paddies . 
Warning: Um, sort of crack, but not quite.
Condom: Justin
Justin sat across Brian in the diner.
“I can’t even be around you right now,” Justin spat. “If you want to apologize, I’ll be at Daphne’s.” He walked out.
Brian shouted, “Right. I’ll be at home when you’re done being a drama queen.”
Melanie and Lindsay walked in as Brian brushed past them.
“Are they okay?” Lindsay asked Debbie.
Debbie scoffed. “Those fuckers’ll be fine. Brian singed Justin’s hair with a cigarette when they were making out, and Brian refuses to apologize.”
Melanie snorted. “That means they’ll be broken up for a week. Can we get some coffee to go?”
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