Title: Santa's Coming Author: Philflam The condom goes to: Brian
Justin answered his cell phone. “Brian?” “Santa’s coming.” “Hey, we’re right in the middle of opening presents. Debbie, Lindsay, Melanie, Gus. Everyone’s here.” “Well, get ready, ‘cuz Santa’s coming.” “Brian, what are you talking about?” “Tell that asshole that he should be here with everyone else celebrating Christmas!” shouted Debbie. “Did you hear that?” “It doesn’t matter. She knows I don’t celebrate Christmas.” “Then what do you mean by ‘Santa’s coming?’” “I mean that Santa’s coming to Deb’s, picking up his favorite elf and then coming again.” “OH, OK. I’ll be outside so he won’t have to park the reindeer.”
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