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[Jul. 18th, 2008|02:09 am] |
Title: But Why?
Author: dirtylttlescret
Condom: Debbie
“How come?”
“Because Mommy needs to have some grownup time or she’ll go cwazy.”
“How come?”
“Because Mommy gets tired playing Mrs. Cleaver when her beaver isn’t getting any.”
“Brian,” warned Lindsay.
“How come?”
Brian pinched the bridge of his nose. “Lindsay, can’t you get him to stop this?”
“He’s three, Brian. He asks ‘why’ for everything. It’s your turn to deal with it for a few hours. Now Momma needs a drink, or the next time she sees Melanie, she’s going to throttle her.”
“And this would be bad because…”
“Brian.”
“Don’t worry. I promise to come post bail.” |
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