cupcakes (ex_4cupcakes771) wrote in qaf_crackfic, @ 2008-06-12 19:56:00 |
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Soooo high on teh crack....
Just yesterday morning, my crack!whore friends and I were having our morning constitutional of Diet Coke and crack at qaf_crackfic , when outlander posted an exquisite icon by brianslave68 of Brian's ass as he opened the door for Vance and Stockwell during episode 311 (not the icon above.)
Because I was high on teh crack, I noticed that not only did Brian's ass look remarkably beautiful, perky, and, well, it was a great icon featuring Brian's ass...it also struck me that it looked like Brian was taking a piss in the corner of the loft, by the door. (Not because of anything to do with the icon; it was more to do with the silliness of the mood and conversation at the time...and if you didn't know what Brian was doing in that cap, seriously...where are his hands???) If you are so moved to want to read the actually insanity that ensued, you can find them here.
Amongst the comments were a few lines I wrote about how Justin had to deal with Brian peeing in the corner of the loft; and thus, a sick little double crack!drabble was born. I did have some encouragement, but hell, I'll take the blame. I'm still not sure if this is only funny to us or if it has any humor in the real world, outside of our cracky little universe, but I figure I'd share. Beta'd by besamislabios, you are a patient and tolerant soul. All mistakes are mine. Screencap from Reminiscent Designs.
For besamislabios, happier_bunny, and outlander...here's to Diet Coke out the nose....and making it to the bathroom on time.
Title: Brian's Favorite Corner
Author: 4cupcakes1988
Warnings: If the above isn't enough...yes, Brian is peeing on the floor again. Definite crack.
Shortly after he moved back in with Brian, Justin began to notice a distinct odor wafting from the corner by the door of the loft. "What's that smell?" asked Justin, scrunching his nose.
"It's pee," said Brian. "I like to pee in the corner by the door. It relaxes me. It makes me feel like I'm unencumbered by materialism."
"That's gross Brian. Didn't anyone teach you to pee in the potty?" asked Justin.
"I'm sick of the fucking potty. All that flushing gives me a migraine," whined Brian. "It's my loft. I can pee on the floor if I want."
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Now, where Brian pees, there is a small, yet pungent, stain in the corner of the loft. Poor Justin, who cannot abide the odor (because of his delicate constitution) has to scrub the stain daily because he cannot stand the smell.
Brian just won't listen to reason. Justin has researched that dogs like to pee in the same spot repeatedly. Perhaps, he thinks, that this is what has happened to Brian.
Justin considers having a high-end, designer urinal installed right there inside the loft door, just to solve the problem. In fact, the plumber is coming by next week.
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