| The big beautiful dick of Brian Kinney |
[May. 26th, 2008|09:26 am] |
Hello!
I have an important research and discussion topic, which first arose during a conversation with ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) happier_bunny and struck me with renewed importance in a recent discussion of icons.
We know Justin Taylor has a great ass not just because we were told he does, but because we've seen it. Frequently. In all its bubblicious glory.
And we know Brian Kinney has a great cock because we've been told so. Repeatedly, and not only by Brian. But this is the issue: We have tragically never actually seen his dick, other than a few shadows and blurry impressions known only to us by the diligent cockology and photoshopping skills of teary_eyed2.
Or have we?
In episode 106, Justin actually sketched Brian's dick a nude Brian sleeping (see icon by brianslave68). To what extent can we rely on that image to tell us what Brian's dick looks like and just how big it is? In other words, while of course the image itself is canon, is the cock it depicts? Or was Justin being, as Michael suggested at the art show, a bit too kind to his subject?
Brian, of course, snapped at Michael that Justin's drawing was a perfect likeness.
Michael replied that he's seen it and it was never that big. And Brian goes, yo, bitch, you haven't seen it in a long time (making Michael the only person who hasn't, and also probably not correctly since Michael sees it in the pilot -- "What, did you write it on your dick?"). And then Michael make the memorable and amusing comment that he hasn't seen "Gone with the Wind" in a long time either, but it's still three and a half hours. Snap.
But as I said before, we're told that Brian has a big dick, more than 9 inches, over and over and over. We're told it's beautiful, and I'm sure it is, really. I think it's also big. But the important question, and the one I'd like to settle, is this:
Just how big and beautiful is it?
So naturally, there is a poll. Please take it.
But don't just take it. Also, please explain extensively in the comments section as to why you hold your view, and just how big and/or beautiful, and in what ways, you feel Brian's dick is.
( Discuss Brian's hot throbbing man-meat here... ) |
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