testdog65 (testdog65) wrote in qaf_challenges, @ 2007-01-03 19:06:00 |
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Original poster: _alicesprings
Title: Santa. That Old Perv.Santa. That old perv.
Once upon a time in Pittsburgh, a town where winter took over 7 months of the year, there lived two men.
One of those men had blond hair and the most luminescent smile and everyone called him Sunshine, for when he was smiled, everything lit up. The other man was brown haired and was called an asshole by most of Pittsburgh society except for the man he cared very much for, but didn't love as he was in a non-relationship because relationships are for breeders. He didn’t consider him such an asshole especially when he was rolling his lips and giving him a crooked smile.
Our story takes place on the eve of Christmas, when the snow falls in buckets and the streets are lit up by multicolored lights and paved with plastic trees.
The two men, one called Justin (the blond) and the other called Brian (the asshole), were having a fight without even talking to each other. For the surrogate mother of the little group of friends they were part of, it meant that Brian had done something bad to little Sunshine and she was pissed off at Brian. In fact, for everyone this was the meaning.
The truth was that Justin was pissed off at Brian because Brian was pissed off at the World Health Organization for having released a survey analysis saying that circumcised boys were the least at risk to contract AIDS when doing it raw. Although the speaker had said that it was only accurate for heterosexuals, Justin told Brian that this was what he wanted for a Christmas present -- the two of them to do it raw.
Because you may not know it, but young Sunshine was cut, like his beloved Brian and unlike his lover he had stopped tricking a long time ago and was totally ready to take on the next step.
So, on the eve of Christmas, as the snow was rapidly falling as to cover the street, Brian was driving back to the loft and Justin was decorating a huge tree that Emmett and Michael had helped him to put next to the big windows in the loft.
"What the fuck is that?" was the angered reaction from Brian who felt like his inner sanctuary was violated by all the ornaments his Sunshine had put all around the place. To that, Justin answered that Gus, Brian's son, was coming the day after Christmas to open the present Santa had left at the loft. And as he loved Gus, he had felt like he had to decorate the loft to make it Christmassy.
Brian, in order to avoid seeing more green pine needles on his beige sofa, went to the bathroom and while cleaning his hands, looked into the mirror.
To his great surprise, instead of viewing his beautiful, wrinkle-less, tanned face in the mirror, he saw the face of what he suspected had to be Santa Claus. After he yelped with fear and closed his eyes to make the apparition disappear, he opened his eyes once again to see that the old man was still there.
"What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom, you old perv?!" asked Brian with a very angry look.
"Thou shalt obey the magic of this day for if thou dost not, the sunshine will fade away." And with that the white-bearded man disappeared from the glassy surface of the mirror and Brian was looking at his own reflection.
Closing his eyes once again, Brian thought about what the old man had said and to the young blond man, who oblivious to the message Santa Claus had delivered to his older lover, was still putting ornaments on the 7 foot tall tree.
And at the eve of Christmas day, after having spent 7 years pounding Sunshine's ass with the protection of a condom, Brian finally acquiesced to his lover’s desire and made love to him without any protection, while somewhere in the Arctic circle someone was laughing some big, "Oh!Oh!Oh!".
Nine months later, Justin did not give birth to a baby because it was against the law of biology but Brian and he were very happy and will ever be, under the winter sun that was shining 7 months a year over the city of Pittsburgh.
The End.