This is just perfectly their voices. The snark, the sweetness, the love just shining through.
The lines about the adult size bed and stalker days made me laugh out loud. I didn't want it to end. Thank you so much!!
"While I'm certain what I am about to say will earn me a number of old age jokes, I have to ask, why can't we engage in phone sex at a reasonable hour?"
"We can, and if you think back a few hours, you will remember that we did. But you have my body trained. I'm used to being woken up in the middle of the night and fucked within an inch of my life."
"Yes, but I never had to participate in witty banter for that." *dies laughing again*