qaf_bunnies [testdog65]

Original poster: slave_o_spike

Okay here it is. The start of my crack!fic. I'm a real cult movie fanatic, so there's alittle of quite a few movies in here. It's AU. It's probably OOC. You can let me know. When I decided to do this tonight, I just started writing and it came out.

This really disturbs me.

Anyways, here it is:

Title: Ma? Can I Keep Him?
Rating: Shit - as if I know.
Pairing: B/J; implied Ethan/Justin
Summary: It's a cannibal crack!fic. Okay? Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type who lives in some backwater town with her son Mikey and her adopted son, Brian. They make sausages out of tourists and whatnots. Justin and Ethan happen to be passing through.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys. I also don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is and I don't know the location of any WMDs.
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This was done quickly so it's unbetaed. I dedicate this to jillapet so she won't be depressed anymore.





( This is how it all begins )





Feedback is welcome. Say whatever you want. If you want to start a fund for my therapy, that's okay too.