I FOUND IT!I bet Abby hid it, but I found it!
Hello world, any good cooks in the band of misfits?
I want some gooble gooble, if you are a cute cook, I might even bring a desert with me.
I make a mean ass cake
Well the store does, but whateverAny takers? Feed a starving man and he would be your best friend, unless your a haggish bitch who'd rather suck me and not in a good way.
Right.
So, I'm waiting, like now, you know I'd be the party of your life!
How can you now want me, I'm damn awesome!