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Susan is not in Narnia anymore (gentlepevensie) wrote in portland_net,
@ 2014-06-23 08:21:00

Entry tags:

ianto jones, prince caspian, roy harper, susan pevensie

Will this never be over? As much as I hate to say this, I much preferred being a boy to this. ~~At least I got to sleep at night~~

Private to Caspian:

Have you been getting any sleep lately? ~~Even when I try to sleep, I keep seeing all these monstrous things in my dreams.~~

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	redroy 2014-06-24 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Intuition. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gentlepevensie 2014-06-24 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Your intuition couldn't possibly be more wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-06-24 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gentlepevensie 2014-06-24 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	We absolutely will not. I have a boyfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-06-24 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	It's the 21st century, Freckles. That don't mean nothing anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gentlepevensie 2014-06-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	If you would like to discuss archery, I would be more than will. This subject, however, is no longer up for discussion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-06-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Let me know when you get tired of your boyfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magichorn 2014-07-02 12:37 am UTC (link)
	You really should mind your tongue, and your station. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-07-02 12:42 am UTC (link)
	My what? My station? My radio station? Or my gas station? Or my.... station wagon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magichorn 2014-07-02 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Station. The place one normally occupies. Which by your attitude and looks is below the work horses on a farm that only produces fertilizer, let us not even begin to discuss how far below the Queen of Old of Narnia you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redroy
2014-07-02 01:08 am UTC (link)

Dude, seriously, what century are you from? I grew up on the streets of the roughest neighbor you can possibly imagine. I've been called worse than shit, so your assbackwards slang doesn't even come close to fazing me. Besides, if we're going with third world logic here, don't you need to make fertilizer to make plants grow to make food for people to eat. It's more a compliment than anything else.

What the hell is a Narnia?

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	magichorn 2014-07-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Centuries mean nothing in Narnia. I do not care where you come from, you mind your godforsaken tongue around Susan. Full stop. It is a land. Where I am a King, and where Susan used to be a Queen, so have some respect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-07-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that makes complete and total sense. Oh. Oh. I get it now. You're the boyfriend. You're a little too pretty for her, you know? Sounds lame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magichorn 2014-07-02 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, that explains your preening and scritching. Not many men look at me and commentate on my attractiveness. Because your opinion of my Kingdom means the world to me. I am sorry, who were you, again? Oh, yes, I had forgotten. I do not care in the slightest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-07-02 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Dude, you're like thesaurus.com. What the hell do those words even mean? And I'm just saying that you look like a girl. And she deserves a guy. Not a synonym spouting king of a fake land. Is that why you're getting all ruffled then about me having a chat with your Freckles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

magichorn
2014-07-02 02:12 am UTC (link)

No, I am like a well-spoken royal. I am sure you are mostly used to talking to street urchins, but do try to keep up. Thus far, she is more than happy with me, no matter what your opinion is on the matter.

I do not care if you wish to speak with her, but I will not tolerate rudeness. You are keen on what she deserves? She deserves someone who speaks to her respectfully and engages her mind, which is exactly what I provide. Your services are not needed.

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	redroy 2014-07-02 02:15 am UTC (link)
	You haven't had sex yet, have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magichorn 2014-07-02 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I hardly feel that is any of your business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-07-02 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Right. She's holding out on you. Sorry, buddy. Tough break. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gentlepevensie 2014-07-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
	If you two are quite finished determining lengths in this ridiculous exercise in stupidity, I will have you both take this sad excuse for a conversation elsewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redroy 2014-07-02 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Why of course, Your Majesty. I'll even give him a running start. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	magichorn 2014-07-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I was defending you, you do realize? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Susan/Caspian gentlepevensie 2014-07-02 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I understand, but he's an idiot and an instigator. Do you not realize he's egging you on? If you ignore him, he'll go away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)