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telesilla (telesilla) wrote in porn_battle,
@ 2008-09-18 14:48:00

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round five

Prompt List: Round Five
And now...the moment we've all be waiting for!

Prompt Lists: Round Five

You'll notice that the Western Media prompts have been handled a little differently; we're experimenting still. Also, please excuse any mistakes; all told we had over 2600 prompts and even split up as they were, things will slip past us.

So, you have a week; at some point in the evening on Thursday the 25th, I'll close the battle. Until then?

*points down to the comments*

Porn goes here!

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

Have fun!

ETA: I am aware that most of the lists off site are all scrunched together. They shouldn't be and I'm working on it. Thanks for your understanding.

As of now--1:10 PST--the Porn Battle is closed.

The list of fics will be up soon, hopefully by tomorrow evening unless my connectivity issues continue.

Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Bleach, Uruhara/Yoruichi, cat toy

wei_jiangling
2008-09-18 05:41 pm UTC (link)

When Yoruichi arrived, Urahara was waiting for her. He sat on the corner of the bed, wearing nothing but a terribly amused look on his face, and a string with a small stuffed mouse attached to it tied around his already hard cock. Yoruichi raised an eyebrow at the latter spectacle.

"You idiot," she commented, shaking her head, and knelt with the intention of removing the bit of mockery he happened to be wearing-- with her mouth. She let her tongue slide across his skin, eliciting a pleasant gasp from the man before grasping the end of the tie with her teeth and letting the mouse drop to the floor with the stereotypical squeak of a toy. She pulled back to shoot a glare at her companion, who simply shrugged and continued to look amused.

"I thought cats liked squeaky mice," he commented, which Yoruichi met with a raised eyebrow.

"Really..." And with that, she shifted into cat form and, having a somewhat different set of knowledge and skills than the average feline, crawled onto Urahara's lap and continued licking as she had before. The man squirmed uncomfortably under her, bringing some semblance of a smile to her now furry lips.

"Yoruichi...cats... rough tongue... hurts..." he sputtered, placing a hand on her in an attempt to move her away. She removed her tongue from him only long enough to reply, "You started it."

A moment passed in silence before Urahara spoke again.

"How about this. If you turn back to human form and do this right, I'll get you a kitty treat?"

Yoruichi bit him, and it took all of his effort not to scream.

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	Re: Bleach, Uruhara/Yoruichi, cat toy lysapadin 2008-09-18 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	laughing This is what he gets for trying to be funny, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bleach, Uruhara/Yoruichi, cat toy wei_jiangling 2008-09-18 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, yes. You would think he would eventually learn that teasing Yoruichi is a bad idea, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Bleach, Uruhara/Yoruichi, cat toy misura 2008-09-21 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Heh. Although, upon reflection: ouch, because ... yeah. Still, a very fun read - they're both their charming, crazy selves in this, just the way I love to read them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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