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Tweak says, "Momma told me not to come."

telesilla (telesilla) wrote in porn_battle,
@ 2008-09-18 14:48:00

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round five

Prompt List: Round Five
And now...the moment we've all be waiting for!

Prompt Lists: Round Five

You'll notice that the Western Media prompts have been handled a little differently; we're experimenting still. Also, please excuse any mistakes; all told we had over 2600 prompts and even split up as they were, things will slip past us.

So, you have a week; at some point in the evening on Thursday the 25th, I'll close the battle. Until then?

*points down to the comments*

Porn goes here!

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

Have fun!

ETA: I am aware that most of the lists off site are all scrunched together. They shouldn't be and I'm working on it. Thanks for your understanding.

As of now--1:10 PST--the Porn Battle is closed.

The list of fics will be up soon, hopefully by tomorrow evening unless my connectivity issues continue.

Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Bleach, Ikkaku/Yumichika, known for years

ificouldfly
2008-09-25 03:37 am UTC (link)

Yumichika isn't surprised when a hand slides under his kimono in the middle of the night, then over his chest and down his side until it reaches his thigh and stops. Nor is he surprised when a face looms in front of him in the dark, masculine and shadowed and grumpy looking.

"Hey, what are you doing sleeping so soundly when I'm so fucking horny I can't even think?"

Yumichika smiles at Ikkaku, knowing it will annoy the other man, and reaches down to guide his hand more towards the center.

"I think you'll find that I've been waiting too," he whispers, feeling Ikkaku's breathing speed up as his fingers curl around Yumichika's already hard cock.

Their lips meet, and Yumichika grabs Ikkaku's belt to pull him in closer, moaning when Ikkaku's tongue thrusts into his mouth.

Ikkaku's belt doesn't need much coaxing to come undone, leaving his kimono open so that Yumichika can stroke down his front and against his erection softly enough to make Ikkaku growl and thrust into his hand. Yumichika starts to laugh, but another rough kiss to his lips and a few strokes against his throbbing dick have him gasping for breath and making tiny squeaking noises. It is Ikkaku's turn to laugh as he growls again and rubs against Yumichika's leg.

"Yeah, who's laughing now?"

There's a sudden pounding agianst the wall that makes them both freeze as a voice growls, "Will you two fucking keep it down in there?! For the love of all things holy, I'm trying to sleep!"

There's a pause, then, "I'm trying to keep things down," Yumichika giggles, "but--oh, unh, uh--it's so hard when he does this!"

"Of for-" Their captain's voice sounds both disgusted and furious, and just a tiny bit amused. "Just shut up! I don't want to hear another- another noise from either of you until sunrise, got it?!"

Yumichika and Ikkaku stare at each other, doing their best not to laugh as they both reply, "Yes sir!" Yumichika punctuates his words by giving Ikkaku's dick an extra squeeze, so that the other man's words come out rather strangled.

"Poor Captain," Yumichika whispers as Ikkaku bites his neck. "I wonder why he took the room next to mine?"

"They drew straws," Ikkaku mutters. "He lost."

Yumichika's eyebrows raise, and he curls his legs around Ikkau's. "Did they really?"

"Course they did. They've known for years about us."

Yumichika sighs as Ikkaku kisses the spot he just bit. "I suppose I should feel bad." Then with one swift motion he deftly flips Ikkaku onto his back, knocking the wind from him. "And I suppose I should feel bad about that, too."

Ikkaku watches as the other man draws a jar of oil from somewhere and begins sliding it over Ikkaku's waiting cock. "Maybe...but I sure as hell don't."

Yumichika smiles and smoothes the oil over his own erection. "Ah well, me neither."

"Poor captain."

"Better luck next time."

"I SAID SHUT IT!"

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Yami no Matsuei, Touda/Byakko/Tsuzuki, truth or dare

pegunicent
2008-09-25 04:34 am UTC (link)

Byakko had the best ideas. Always. But that was just natural for a cat after all. The only reason cats didn't rule everything was because they were smart enough to turn down the responsibility. Who wanted to spend their days cooped up inside doing paperwork when the sun is shining, the wind is coming down from the mountains and they had a very handy, empty sake bottle?

"Truth or dare?" Tsuzuki asked brightly, cheeks tinted rosy and eyes just a bit too bright. His suit was horribly rumpled and at least the jacket and tie had been lost, shoes and socks discarded to feel tender grass and sakura petals.

"Truth." Touda says, not quite a sigh. The snake is way too sober. He hasn't taken a dare all afternoon. Byakko doesn't know if that's because Touda is afraid of whatever he and Tsu might come up with, or if he just flat out doesn't care about whatever they might ask him. Reason is betting on the second option. The idea of Touda afraid of anything just doesn't want to compute, even if it includes yards of pink taffeta and a karaoke seduction of Soryuu's secretary.

"Uhm... damn. Uh..." Their master is so cute when he flounders. Especially since he's floundering in Byakko's lap.

"Ask him if he wants to have sex with us." Byakko whispers in Tsuzuki's ear, mostly to get the flustered blush that spreads itself all the way down his master's chest.

"Uh... Touda?"

The snake is arching an eyebrow at them. You can't see anything under the blackened glass but Byakko knows. He doesn't remember anything about Touda's face before the visor, doesn't know what color those eyes are or if they crinkle at the edges when he's tired. It feels like such a waste.

"Touda... do you want to... have sex with us?"

Byakko can't help but laugh because he hadn't thought Tsu would really say it. That sake must have been stronger than he thought! Touda isn't saying anything, just sitting there, either staring at them or asleep, maybe dead of a heart attack old geezer. Byakko wants to pinch him but Tsu feels way too good sprawled all over his legs.

Finally Touda shrugs, black leather rippling in a very distracting manner. "Only if you're better at it than Kijin."