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YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND SO VERY MUCH FUN. Really. You really, truly are. And so many new people have come to play lately! This is fantastic!

To celebrate, and give you new toys a hearty welcome to the playground, I'm going to be nice. I'm going to set out a glorious, fantastical feast for all of you. Tonight. 6 o'clock sharp, don't be late. And come hungry.

This is all.

I have been up for over 48 hours making sure a pandemic doesn't happen. I'm exhausted, jet lagged, and I sure as hell have better things to do than put up with this mystery BS. Someone better start talking or I'm going to start raising hell until someone does.

Hello? Can someone help me? I tried to call my mommy and daddy, but they aren't answering their phones.

Oh.

Well.

This is different.

First question: What the hell?

Second question: Where can a girl get a drink around here?

TINK'S PINK DILDO I AM HUGE. I WANT MY WINGS BACK.

[ ooc: side note, with permission Jih is going to be randomly changing between being 5'4" and 4" lol -- when her normal size she's got her pixy wings, dust, and can pix people. Which is really just like making them really, really itchy and uncomfortable ]

Okay, no freaking way is this place for real. Do you people have any idea how ballistic my Dad is going to go?