~ Pimp My Threesome ~ - June 15th, 2007
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 00:01
Subject: Gaspard Shingleton -- Pimpage, the Third!
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Location:home
Mood:pissed off
Tags:gaspard shingleton, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: gaspard_shingle

As this wonderful festival draws to a close I am sad that there will be no more titillating teasing going on.

For my final bonbon from my recently titled epic 'Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Chocolate,'  I offer you this little dainty.

 



I hope these teasing excerpts will entice you to vote for me.  I look forward to reading everyone's work.  The pimping has been so delightful!

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 07:40
Subject: Pimping Post for Mirabella Plunkett
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Tags:mirabella plunkett, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: mirabella_plunk

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 09:38
Subject: Final pimping post for Perpetua Fancourt
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Mood:artistic
Tags:perpetua fancourt, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: perpet_fancourt

Oh, my dahhh-lings! My nocturnal activities of late have kept me so busy. I shall let you muse on what kinds of 'nocturnal activities' those might be....Hee!

This is my final pimping post, and I think I shall simply give you some words to contemplate whilst you make your decision on which stories to vote for. I don't want to give any more away than I should. I believe you will find this more than titillating...

Harry.
Light bondage.
Rimming
Sex
Male
Female
Piercings
Moonlight

Want more? Then vote for my story In the Moonlight.

Until next week, my dahhhlings!

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 11:31
Subject: Pimping Post for The_Conjurer
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Tags:cornelius agrippa, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: the_conjurer

Behold, I am the greatest necromancer of all time, for I have brought Sirius Black back from the dead! Harry Potter will take credit, of course, but I'll deal with him eventually. Never let an apprentice near the books. Always a mistake.

For now, you can read all about my feat in that book, there, in your very hands! Caress its dragon hide binding and relish the Power of Three...or the power of threesomes, at any rate.

Yes, within its pages, you will find the smouldering, yet still very amusing tale of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter, as they struggle with that eternal conundrum; who tops?

And now, prepare yourselves, mere mortals, as Cornelius Agrippa begins to drive you toward the brink of madness with this, his epic masterpiece. Join me now as we join our heroes as they search for their...

Missing Piece

Read more... )

There, is madness impending? Are you quivering with the insatiable desire for more? Then vote for Cornelius Agrippa and find the Missing Piece.

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 12:41
Subject: Another tanalizing morsel for my brood
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Mood:anticipatory
Tags:miranda goshawk, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: goshawkm

Poor Harry. Things just get worse and worse for him, as Malfoy grows bolder and bolder. What happens when someone overhears their midnight conversations? Read more and find out...

They were masturbating again...



Enjoy, my little fledglings!

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 18:20
Subject: Pimping Post for [info]d_shimpling
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Tags:derwent shimpling, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: d_shimpling

Ah, my fabulous friends and fans, it has been quite a week. The Muggles with whom I have been staying experienced an outage of their eclecktricity, which a well placed Lumous or two would have solved. However after last year's... incident with this Ministry, I am loathe to expose even the tiniest hint of magic these days. Their interwebs seem oddly connected to this eclecktricity, and although I offered to help them reweave these webs, they refused my assistance with much whispering among themselves. Fortuantely my plight has been reversed, and the Muggles now have interwebs and eckecktricity and whatever other odd things Muggles seem to have. Therefore I present my final, tempting offer...

A brief snippet from Escape Artist by Derwent Shimpling


Severus had spent enough years with adolescents to recognize the signs of desire in their eyes. More potions had been ruined by mooning students than he cared to count, so it was not difficult to know what it meant every time Harry's eyes tracked Shacklebolt's movements. And Severus had to admit, if only from a purely aesthetic perspective, that Shacklebolt had some nice moves. That, however, did nothing to ameliorate the slightly nauseous feeling that teenage love-struck lust always seemed to give him. Nor did the fact that his own eyes tracked Harry's moves a bit more than he wanted to admit.

Yet, while Harry's desire was both obvious and expected, Severus was faced with a different conundrum. There was no mistaking desire in someone's eyes; one hardly needed to be a legilimency expert to detect that blatant lust. Why, oh why, then, did Kingsley Shacklebolt's eyes spark with just that desire every time Severus joined the instruction?

It was impossible that someone like Shacklebolt could actually be interested in him. Wasn't it?

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 21:33
Subject: You Won't Have to Beg Much Longer.
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Mood:horny
Tags:celestina warbeck, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: celestina_w

This is the last time I shall have to tease and torment you all -- at least until I deliver on my promises to seduce you and bring you to a shaky, messy completion.

Will you enjoy it as much as I?

I have decided to provide a glimpse of what will be had upon reading my story -- and all the sooner with your vote.

From my tale, Suspicions Unleashed:

For a quick tease... )

I look forward to the festivities in the coming week.

~Celestina

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-15 22:20
Subject: Adalbet Waffling's Final Pimpin Post
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Tags:adalbet waffling, pimpage, week 3

Original poster: pimpin_adalbet

Alas, this is my final pimping post! I have enjoyed these past weeks of tantalising tastes of indulgent fantasies. Friends, it has been lovely.

Rather than indulge you and show you more of my delightful piece, I shall keep it short and simple.

The setting: Sofia, Bulgaria: a lonely one-bedroom apartment, a subterranean Gringotts office, a crowded rented room in an international inn

The characters: a virginal Dean Thomas living as a Muggle, a beautiful Nymphadora Tonks quietly stalking Dean, and a confused Charlie Weasley trying to find his way through the lies

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