A GIFT FOR ALISANNE!

Giftee: alisanne
Title: A Bit of Tartan
Pairing/Characters: Neville/Percy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
Summary: Percy tends to be a workaholic. Good thing he has a boyfriend who understands.
Notes: Alisanne, I tried to deliver your kinks and romance too. Got desk!sex, skirt!sex and even semi-public!sex if you can consider an office being semi-public, well sort of. I hope you like it! :D

( A Bit of Tartan )



A GIFT FOR WESTWARDLEE!

Giftee: westwardlee
Title: Bewitch the Census
Pairing: Percy/Viktor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1609
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: All fictional characters and places contained herein are the intellectual property of JK Rowling and various companies including Scholastic Books and Warner Bros, Inc.
Summary: Percy's been transferred to a new unit at the Ministry, and finds himself interviewing Viktor Krum.
Notes: westwardlee, this bunny hopped right to me when I read your requests; I hope it suits!

( Bewitch the Census )



A GIFT FOR SETTIAI!

Giftee: settiai
Title: The Words of his Soul
Pairing/Characters: Percy Weasley, Remus Lupin
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~ 1500
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine.
Summary: Remus wanted nothing more than to help, to make a difference in the fight against Voldemort. He might still get his chance, even if Harry turned him away.
Notes: settiai, I hope you enjoy this little DH gen fic. I always wanted to know more about what happened to Percy after he left his family.

( The Words of his Soul )



A GIFT FOR SARKA!

Giftee: sarka
Title: In A Different Life
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Oliver Wood
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,868
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not a blonde, no castle, no money, not even a brit!
Summary: Percy is dumped by a woman. Oliver picks up the pieces.
Notes: Many thanks to my betas e=mc2 and b. Also thanks to the mod for her patience and for holding the fest again for our lovely eyeglass wearing redhead.

( In A Different Life )



A GIFT FOR ALL THE PERCY FANS!

Giftee: Percy fans
Title: A Matter of Perspective
Pairing: Anthony/Percy
Rating: R
Word Count: 4706
Warnings: non-explicit sex
Disclaimer: All fictional characters and places contained herein are the intellectual property of JK Rowling and various companies including Scholastic Books and Warner Bros, Inc.
Summary: Anthony might be a disappointment to his parents, but not to Percy.
Notes: Many, many thanks to emiime for running this fest again, and for hand-holding.

( A Matter of Perspective )



A GIFT FOR PURELUSH!

Giftee: purelush
Title: A Cauldron Full of Health and Safety Love
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Alicia, Katie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3800
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The author of this fanfiction does not, in any way, profit from the story and all creative rights to the characters belong to JK Rowling.
Summary: "I'm here from the Ministry." He carefully set his briefcase down beside the cash register and grabbed a pass from the front pocket. He handed it to her, and she glanced at an unflattering photograph and the words 'Percy Weasley, Head of the Department of Magical Health and Safety (Cauldron Specialist)'.
Notes: Thanks to my anonymous beta reader! :)

( A Cauldron Full of Health and Safety Love )



A GIFT FOR ERUDITEFICS!

Giftee: eruditefics
Title: "George, I think you were too much for him!"
Pairing: Percy/George/Fred
Rating: R
Warning: naked brothers, implied incest
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Universe is the property of JK Rowling.
Summary: The twins decided Percy was too uptight, and just needed a little fun. After a few butterbeers, he seemed to be eager to play. But after his second or third orgasm, he just fainted.

( George, I think you were too much for him! )

Giftee: gelsey
Title: Going Home Again
Pairing/Characters: Percy Weasley/Millicent Bulstrode
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2873
Warnings: Tittyfuck, violence (sort of) and smexiness
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or make any money off of it.
Summary: In the aftermath of Fred's death, Percy is needed at home. He really should have informed Millicent before cutting out.
Notes: gelsey asked for Percy/Slytherin female, and I've always had a desire to write Millie, but never have. This was an opportunity that turned out to be great fun, and I think I may have new Millie!love as a result. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thanks D, for the speedy beta job!

( Going Home Again )

Giftee: madeyemax
Title: An Ode to Bottoms
Pairing/Characters: George/Percy/Fred
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3100
Warnings: incest, blow jobs, rimming, bondage, slightly dub-con
Disclaimer: The characters and locations contained in this work of fiction are property or JKRowling. No copyright infringement is intended, no profit is being made.
Summary: Percy drops by the twins' shop to mend fences and inspect bottoms. Cauldron bottoms, that is.
Notes: , I tried to get as many of your kinks in here as I could. The boys were rather playfully aggravating as they kept wanting to talk through the entire process. I hope you enjoy this!

Thanks to A for the super-fast, thorough beta and to the mods for a spectacular fest!

( An Ode to Bottoms )

Giftee: nimrod9
Title: How the West Was Swung, or, Needs More Cowbell, or, The One Where They Are Cowboys (Seriously)
Pairing: Percy/Viktor, offscreen Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2700
Warnings: You read the title, right? Also infidelity.
Summary: Viktor Krum visits the Weasleys during branding season, and Percy is intrigued.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine. Also, I've never been to a branding.
Notes: More alternate titles: Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other, Jack and Ennis Are Not the Only Fruits, You Can Leave Your Cowboy Hat On.

Thanks to M for being the Wild Bill to my Calamity Jane.

( How the West Was Swung )

Giftee: Loony4Lupin
Title: Purpose and Pain
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Draco, Percy/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8656
Warnings: A little masochism domination at the beginning. Mega ANGST. A little Flangst.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Percy, Draco, or Mollly Weasley…let alone anyone else.
Summary: Percy is living half of a life, stuck inside of his own mind and trapped by his own failings and pain. Draco is desperately trying to find a reason to even get up in the morning. Lyrics provided by Damien Rice. (Listen to the last part of ‘I remember’ on the O cd and you’ll see why I needed to include these.)
Notes: Thanks to betas Ed and Amber…there was some really great feedback this time around. Also, thanks to the mods for their patience.

( Purpose and Pain )

Giftee: reallyreally
Title: The Bookworm and the Jock
Pairing/Characters: Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley/Penny Clearwater, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley implied (offscreen)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5000
Warnings: None, really.
Disclaimer: Sadly, nothing you recognize is mine.
Summary: How Oliver helped Percy pull the Wood out of his arse, or, how sometimes, opposites attract.
Notes: Thanks to emiime for running the fest again this year and to my beta readers, E and S, without whose sharp eyes this would have made a lot less sense. reallyreally, some of the things you asked for included: Percy/Oliver Wood, Percy and Penny as friends, Weasleys in general, Quidditch team, family issues, the Burrow, post-war, the Ministry and desk sex. *g* I did my best with your requests, I hope you enjoy this.

( The Bookworm and The Jock )

Giftee: namberjams
Title: Extraordinary Lengths
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Barty Jr.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 46,970
Warnings: Non/Dub-con (including Imperius!sex), mild violence, masturbation, breathplay, exhibitionism, slight underageness (Percy is 17), suggestions of VERY CHANNISH thoughts.
Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Summary: From the HP Lexicon: "Barty Sr. quickly realized the extent of Barty’s (Jr.) allegiance to Voldemort, and went to extraordinary lengths to keep his son imprisoned at their home."
Notes: When I saw Percy/Barty Jr. in my list of pairing options, I was intrigued. When I went to the Lexicon and read the sentence I've used in my summary, the ideas began to bloom. It was so awesome! I really loved writing this, so I hope you enjoy it, namberjams! Thank you so much to F, my lovely beta, and to emiime for running the fest once again!

( Extraordinary Lengths )

Giftee: eeyore9990
Title: Breaking Point
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Bill (Bill/Fleur)
Rating: NC17 and a half
Word Count: 3900
Warnings: Incest (duh), some violence, het non-Percy, rough sex, biting.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never was.
Summary: Percy isn't a traitor, and Bill has needs.
Notes: Thanks to E for the quickie beta. The fuller list of enticements/things for which Eey asked, some of which are also warnings: incest, violence, het non-Percy, wanking, rough sex, door sex, desk sex, glasses, hair, blowjobs, biting.

( Breaking Point )

Author: ???
Giftee: aylaranzz
Title: The Benefits of Wearing a Kilt
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1507
Warnings: Oral sex and anal sex
Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Percy and Oliver.
Summary: Oliver shows Percy the benefits of wearing a kilt
Notes: Thank you to my beta, and to Emi for her patience with me. I hope you enjoy the fic, aylaranzz. I tried for skirts, but kilts seemed to make more sense.


( The Benefits of Wearing a Kilt )

Author: ???
Giftee: sarka
Title: Frequent Portkey Miles (Part 1 of 2)
Pairing/Characters: Percy / Neville
Rating: Adult / Explicit
Word Count: roughly 11000
Warnings: Brief unflattering characterization of Oliver Wood.
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, nor their world, and am not profiting in any way from writing this.
Summary: Publicly spurned by a past lover, Percy focuses wholly on his career until a chance meeting sends him chasing after what might be a lost opportunity for happiness.
Notes: Thank you to my wonderful betas; midnightblue88 and trubbleclef. Muggle locations described in the story with any degree of detail are real, and worth visiting.

( Frequent Portkey Miles )

Continue to Part 2

Author: ???
Giftee: westernredcedar
Title: Crash and Burn
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,182
Warnings: incest, angst, alcoholism, dirty talk, role playing
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: All it had taken was one snifter of brandy, offered to him by a weary but resilient Scrimgeour, and within a matter of weeks, Percy was lost.
Notes: For westernredcedar — you asked for Percy estranged from his family, and I sincerely hope this suits. It was a challenge capturing Percy in the midst of such a dire period, but it was also fun. The whole fic has a dark tinge, but I tried to keep the kinks fairly mild. *crosses fingers and hopes for the best* A million thank yous to emi for being so indulgent, and a lovely mod. I couldn't have done this without you!


( Crash and Burn )

Author: ???
Giftee: nqdonne
Title: Yes, Minister
Pairing: Percy/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3800
Warnings: Cross-gen, obviously. Blatant references to Australian current events, the Yes Minister/YPM series, Love, Actually and William Gladstone. One tiny arse lick.
Author’s Note: For nqdonne, who gave an intriguing suggestion of Auror Teddy as bodyguard to Minister Percy. I took that and ran with it. I honestly forgot about Teddy being a metamorphmagus while writing this, but I hope you like it anyway! Thanks to M for the beta.
Disclaimer: I am not a plagiarist! I have end notes! No money was made, blah blah blah.


( Yes, Minister )

Author: ???
Giftee: foretinterdite
Title: Worth Waiting For
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,872
Warnings: DH and epilogue compliant. Slash: anal, bj, frot
Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K.R., I'm just a temporary puppeteer.
Summary: All good things come to he who waits.
Notes: This occurs immediately post-divorce and no physical intimacy has occurred before, so although technically not adultery I hope I haven't offended, nonetheless.

( Worth Waiting For )

Author: ???
Giftee: eeyore9990
Title: Pickle in the Middle
Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Percy/George (much to Percy's complete astonishment)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3440
Warnings: Rather obviously it's Weasleycest, and a threesome at that.
Disclaimer: So not mine.
Summary: Percy discovers that there are actually some benefits to being the middle brother.
Notes: Wow, this hand basket is really quite comfy… heh. Writing this story was a bit of a personal challenge for me, as I'd never written this particular taboo before. Despite that, I think I came up with something you just might like, Eey. Much appreciation to C for her sharp eyes and for being un-shockable, and thanks to D, who will wave at me from her cloud as I ride away in my hand basket.

( Pickle in the Middle )

Author: ???
Giftee: analretentive
Title: Courtship of the Blind
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5200ish (5205, to be precise, Percy says)
Warnings: wanking, snogging, happily-ever-after-ing
Disclaimer: None of the characters, places, concepts, etc. belong to me – it's all the intellectual property of JKR, and I make no profit from playing with her characters.
Summary: "There are none so blind as those that will not see."
Notes: Thanks to N, A and R for the beta and hand-holding, to I for the idea that started it all, to analretentive for the lovely prompt, and to the mod for running such a lovely fest! <3

( Courtship of the Blind )

Author: ???
Giftee: ghot
Title: Top Marks
Pairing: Percy/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,642
Warnings: Incest, Percy is 14
Disclaimer: Not mine. I only make them do naughty, naughty things…
Summary: Percy doesn't know much about sex. Charlie teaches him. Getting an O has never been so much fun…
Notes: Thank you so much to my betas, who absolutely rock.

( Top Marks )

Author: ???
Giftee: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Percy Weasley and the Cessation of Boredom, or, How Neville Saved Percy
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Neville, secondary pairings, Harry/Oliver and Kingsley/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~ 8860
Warnings (Enticements): Rimming, bottom!Percy, Top!Neville, graphic slash sex, non-graphic het.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and anyone you recognize belongs to J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, Bloomsbury Books, and all other entities involved in the Potterverse.
Summary: Just when Percy is at his loneliest, along comes a “Saviour” to help him find his place in the bright new wizarding world.
Notes: Thank you to my wonderful beta, S, and to my slashy partners in crime, you know who you are, without whom I could not have managed. coffee_n_cocoa, you said that rimming, wandplay, spanking, and light bondage along with lots of kissing and foreplay, especially nippleplay, would make you happy. I hope I managed them here to your satisfaction.

( Percy Weasley and the Cessation of Boredom, or, How Neville Saved Percy )

Artist: ???
Giftee: ramblingnic
Title: A bit tied up
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Oliver Wood
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Nakedness, wanking.
Disclaimer: This is just for fun not profit
Summary: Sometimes Percy can't do anything but watch
Notes: Photoshop and Wacom
Thanks to my girl for looking this over and the encouragement.

To ramblingnic, I hope this hits the right spot for you. I've been wanting to draw Percy/Oliver for a while. Thanks for giving me the chance.

( A bit tied up )