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xᴀᴠɪ (tallbastard) wrote in pbads,
@ 2025-06-05 09:06:00

estate what can this dysfunctional moron do for you? he's horrible at lovin' but he's good at bangin'...on wood! get it? he's a carpenter. anyways, thinking of coming your way. originally from Boston (lived in Saratoga Springs since he was 19), single (pefers to keep it that way) he doesn't believe in love or commitment. don't be looking at him with those eyes! i swear to you he's still decent guy. friends, exes who dumped his sorry ass he sucked at dating, flings, fwb, people who hire him for carpentry work - he's got wood puns for days, roommate who can stand his sorry ass, or anything else to drive your lovely character insane. he's your guy! (running theme for this is sorry ass)

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	jersey 2025-06-05 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	hired to build her arts and crafts shed in her backyard? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	he's the man who can do it and do it good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	regular 2025-06-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	let's say she hired him to build a center island in her kitchen and they flirted and had a random hookup? (unless you were looking for m hookups, in which case she FULLY supports him and this) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	he's a bastard. he hooks up with allll who dare to hook up with him. that works perfectly fine for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	BAM random kinky hookup in the kitchen that came out of nowhere, still friendly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	dig it (don't swing it). right up his alley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	perfect, they can give each other shit and then go out for tacos (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	that's what it's all about. it ain't going stop him from still trying to get to the promise land (aka between her thighs) over tacos. smack upside the head. he'll smarten up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	if he pays and throws in a margarita he can come back home with her~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	hot diggity damn. deal. spit in hand, handshake? no? too much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	she'll spit on something (no guarantee it's his hand) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	give a good haktua (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	he won't be disappointed (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	she goin' places. high, high hopes for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	let's turn this into a hand-shake worthy fwb situation? tacos and the promised land, done (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	done deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	lovely, we love a 3am 'u up?' text (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	grunts given, squinting is had because he's old, grunts more and says "your place or mine?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	phone screen too bright, font too small, which girl is this again?, realization, acceptance, and hers because she doesn't want to leave, thank you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	makes a fuss because it's a must, sighs he regrets asking which place, knows his hak tua girl is worth it, slaps face, doesn't know if he's wearing pants or not and drives on over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	plus he gets pancakes at 6am before he gets kicked out. maybe a one armed hug and a "great job, champ" as she watches his pantless form return to his car (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	what an angel for making him pancakes. she gets booty tap as his goodbye, always says "don't text me" knows it's never true. makes a mental note to wash the driver's seat after being pantsless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	"i won't" is her automatic response because she won't ever again, promise (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	"tacos?" three days later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	"you buying?" that's the important part (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	"fine. whatever." is always his response aka yeah he's buying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regular 2025-06-05 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	as per usual :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallbastard 2025-06-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	you earned it (Reply to this) (Parent)