estate what can this dysfunctional moron do for you? he's horrible at lovin' but he's good at bangin'...on wood! get it? he's a carpenter. anyways, thinking of coming your way. originally from Boston (lived in Saratoga Springs since he was 19), single (pefers to keep it that way) he doesn't believe in love or commitment. don't be looking at him with those eyes! i swear to you he's still decent guy. friends, exes who dumped his sorry ass he sucked at dating, flings, fwb, people who hire him for carpentry work - he's got wood puns for days, roommate who can stand his sorry ass, or anything else to drive your lovely character insane. he's your guy! (running theme for this is sorry ass)