kindler other c.u. denver university of denver professors he may or may not know, the arguable 'one that got away' (must be male and within +/- 5 years of 41), a neighbor that he has a bit of a love/hate (emphasis on hate) relationship with over something inane, a failed (???) blind date that the secretary of the english department attempted to set him up on, anything else we can make work, someone to take pity on me and make brett icons because his face isn't appreciated enough