kindler all applied so lines, please! a sibling or two, anyone he'd know from u of denver where he teaches, a 35+ club to hang out with maybe at a local bar, at least two people whose place of employment he was caught crying at within the last few months because times have been ruff, other condo owners to get into tiffs with paulette the landlord, a random group who recently met with meetup, anything we can think of!