lifestyle a giant kronk-type to backpack this tiny yzma and help facilitate her machinations. her junkyard connection to let her treat the place like a smash room for $20. a cover band of olds who aren't trying to make a name for themselves, they're just cyndi laupering their way into having some fun. jeff goldblum as the inventor of lawn flamingoes who effortlessly beguiles everyone he meets. the guy at the dueling piano bar who sees her coming and groans over the prospect of another sing-along of sweet caroline (bah bah baaah). a kids' party planner who keeps trying to get her back into princess gigs. a local team of ghosthunters to fangirl. daily distractions and anyone enamored by dumbassery!