okay shorebirds, bear with me! bringing this girl in as ~raininspain's fraternal twin sister and polar opposite (potentially making her a singer-songwriter who peaked in the early-mid 2000s, but not 100% sure yet). the guy she married in vegas and tried to play it off like it was all a joke (spoiler: it wasn't, she was so into him), exes and flings of either gender, former party buds turned weekly wine night pals, the long suffering best friend who's seen her at her best and her worst, anything and everything while i finish getting her ironed out