platforms elizabeth lail, victoria pedretti, fellow brooklynites, a half sister (22-25), the woman his dad tried to set up him up with because she came from a wealthy family and he thought she could "put him on the right path", nyu alum (2006-2010), the college girlfriend who was his first love, fellow teachers (or anyone) to start a band with because why not, a best friend, fellow crime nerds for a monthly murder mystery dinner, anything while i inhale some coffee