recognize miley cyrus credits y/n? a liam hemsworth type for something messy (break ups! reconciliations! marriage! break ups again!), the older actor she married in 2016 after they'd been dating for a month and split with eight months after that, the guy or girl she dated sometime in spring 2017 who got his/her car absolutely destroyed in "dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive" style for probably no reason, other former and current hot messes, other disney kids etc etc while i debate on a pb