coastline i hear tickets are selling out quick to the inevitable, emotional meltdown he's about to have so you better get em before they're gone and resold on stubhub for double the price. how bout somebody to get in a physical alteration of some sort with, anyone else to start arguments with over virtually nothing, women for casual and meaningless encounters he'll phone in, a random stranger he can dump all his problems on and likely never speak to again, anybody that'll encourage these awful coping mechanisms and cheer him on in his downward spiral or whatever else