where Because I'm officially back and it feels so damn good. An older guy (aka *HOTDAD*) to have a flirtationship with that turns awkward when they find out that, oops! She's his daughter and/or son's teacher. Something akin to this hilarity would be ideal. While we're on the subject of teachers, more teacher friends! People to commiserate with. (her very own group of Katydids would be fabulous, really.) Derek Hough & Mark Ballas for those cliche yet awesome connections, People who want on her dodgeball team (I finally created a post for it, so it can be legit/official...in a totally unofficial way.) Someone to marathon watch the newest eps of Queer Eye with because I'm over here sniffling over all the amazing transformations.