claimants aaron burr, gilbert norrell, and lenny belardo had a kid, and it was: this priest. a courtesan (or married noblewoman?) with whom he maintains a strictly-intellectual-not-at-all-edging-into-inappropriate-emotional-attachment correspondence. lin manuel miranda for his infinitely more likable brother. more priests and priestesses, for all kinds of priestly shenanigans! the hermit who humiliated him that one time, against whom he certainly has not been plotting revenge for years.