portlander Faces wanted: Margot Robbie, Sara Sampaio, Ryan Reynolds, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Joel Kinnaman, Daisy Lowe, Charlie Hunnam, Olivia Munn, Emilia Clarke, Sara Sampaio, Karlie Kloss, Natalie Portman, Annie Clark, Zoe Saldana.
Lines wanted: parents of kids he coaches, coworkers at Nike, models for Nike products, bar regulars that make him feel okay about his drinking, friends with benefits, friends without benefits, neighbors, a best friend, atheletes or people who go to his gym, journalists, employees for the Portland Trailblazers, failed blind dates, future successful blind dates, musicians, therapists and a mystery person that he exchanged numbers with on a drunken night attached to a blurry picture on his phone.