portlander lines for this photographer? someone to bring in his best friend/business partner, dylan sprouse for a separated-at-birth/long lost twin brother line, debby ryan for something specific, madelaine petsch, kj apa, lili reinhart, camilla mendes, friends he's had since college, new friends, exes of either gender for short-lived relationships, people who hate him, models for photos aka people he can annoy by taking endless photos of them, anything at all