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Riley Harlow ([info]punchout) wrote in [info]paxletalelogs,
@ 2010-08-03 16:18:00

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Entry tags:ares, morrigan

Who: Samuel and Riley
What: A good old-fashioned spar
Where: A local gym
When: Early afternoon
Warnings: Snark, egos clashing, and discussion of fighting techniques.


To Riley, laziness was a strange thing. When she was being lazy, she would skip out on one workout with another. So instead of performing a bench press, she would curl. Or instead of push-ups, she would do sit-ups. And today, she decided that she was far too exhausted to walk all the way to her preferred gym; so instead, she walked to another gym that was just two blocks closer. It didn't occur to her that this was a ridiculous compromise until she entered the unfamiliar territory, realizing that all gyms were not created equal.

The manager of the gym recognized her, allowing her passage inside. But that didn't change the fact that everything was different. The weights were somewhere else, the punching bags were hard to find, and all the machines were wrong. She could have just left and sucked up the extra two blocks to her home base, but that would mean admitting defeat. And Riley did not admit defeat.

If she were thinking about this clearly, she might have found an amusing "we're not in Kansas anymore" message in all of this given that her fire engine red hair was arranged in two French-braided pigtails. And really, she did feel a bit like Dorothy in Oz. The other patrons looked at her with a mixture of annoyance and amusement as she stumbled around, awkwardly craning her neck to try and read labels and find things. Finally, she had found the wall of dumbbells and was looking at them, squinting to try and read the numbers. They were faded, which automatically made them annoying. Resting her hands on her hips, she leaned forward to squint at them. This was going to be a long work-out.



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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 04:58 pm UTC (link)
She was a hard person to miss, red-haired and well built - and female, of all things, a rarity in this particular sweatbox. Samuel noticed her at once, having taken a brief break in his own grueling routine to hunt down water and something remotely resembling an air-conditioned breeze. He had found a minuscule patch of cool air and planted himself firmly beneath it, and in the process of sizing up his fellow gym rats his eyes had alighted upon her. She seemed vaguely familiar, although he could not begin to guess where he might have seen her before. To him it was an impossibly annoying lapse in memory, and a useless bit of trivia that would nag at his mind until the matter was settled. There was nothing for it but to cross the humid space and go to her, striking up some sort of conversation that would, he hoped, jog his memory. What came out when he reached her, though, was certainly no proper introduction by anyone else's standards.

"You new to this gym in particular, or just all of them in general?" Samuel asked. "I'm Samuel, and you look lost." He leaned down to where the dumbbells lay neatly arranged, pointing at them in ascending order. "Fifteen pounds, twenty, thirty, forty, and on up." Looking back to her, he grinned brightly, an impish gleam lighting his eyes. "Don't hurt yourself, kiddo."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 05:10 pm UTC (link)
The question caused her to turn, eyes wide. "What?" she asked, momentarily taken aback. It took her a moment to realize what he was saying, and she had to resist the urge to roll her eyes. She did not like being condescended to, but she wasn't about to lose her cool. Though she made a living beating people up, Riley prided herself on being fairly non-confrontational. It was largely due to the fact that she was well aware of her expertise - if she lost her temper left and right, she could very easily do something incredibly stupid.

"Yeah, I've never been to this one before," she said breezily as he introduced himself. Rather than comment on his "lost" remark, she just looked to the dumbbells as he gestured to them, nodding along. "Okay," she said with a light laugh. "Thanks, I appreciate it." However, at his last remark, she froze.

A very faint twitch was visible in her right eyebrow as she took a deep breath, looking to him with an expression that could easily have been classified as "wtf." "I promise you I'm not going to hurt myself," she said as evenly as she could. And just for that, she picked up two sixty-pound weights with a soft grunt, hefting them competently in both palms. With a bright smile, she tilted her head towards him. "But thanks for your concern."

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 06:03 pm UTC (link)
His arched brow raised higher still. He would have laughed then, but he was as impressed as he was thrown off by the ease with which she'd risen to his unspoken, petty challenge. She was more interesting than she looked, which was truly saying something. "Yeah, sure," he said. New to the gym or not, she clearly had an agenda for her visit; it seemed a shame, though, to let her go without further needling.

"Listen, I'm not a half bad first responder, either." A faintly teasing note had snuck into his tone, his voice sounding a breath away from vaguely good natured laughter. His arms folded across his chest, Samuel regarded her with a more appraising eye, cupping his chin in one sweat-slick palm. "So when you snap one of those little arms of yours, I can probably have it set before the paramedics get through the traffic to get here. You're welcome, in advance."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Deep breath in. Count to ten. Deep breath out. Riley had been fairly lucky in that she was rarely heckled. She tended to frequent places that were concentrated in boxing fans so that she could rely on her reputation to keep jerks from picking on the girl. But there were times when even she couldn't avoid these situations, and she had to get through them without losing her cool.

Her smile grew a bit fake, but she kept it nonetheless. "Gee," she said, tone cheerful. "A star personal trainer and an accomplished paramedic. You're really something, aren't you?" She let out a playful little laugh, canting her head to the side. "If I ever need anything, you'll be the first person I ask. Promise."

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 06:31 pm UTC (link)
"I am, absolutely. Well, not a paramedic. But 'really something,' sure." There was an astonishing tactlessness in the comment that went deeper than its surface; it sounded like nothing so much as a simple, unironic admission of fact. "I thought I was leaving here in a few, but I think I'll stick around just in case you think you might benefit from my expertise."

A nearby weight bench was currently unoccupied. Samuel sauntered over toward it, taking a seat. It was quite comfortable, provided an excellent view of his new quarry's workout, and by some stroke of luck happened to be beneath another air conditioning vent. This he took as a clear sign that his continued harassment of the gym's new blood was truly meant to be. "Don't mind me," he said, gesturing in her general direction. "I'll just chime in if I feel the need."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes, this man seemed to be "really something," alright. But he was going to leave soon. That was the beauty of the gym. People were there to work out alone, not to talk. Soon he'd get bored and go home.

Only not.

When he decided that he was staying, she took another deep breath. This was okay. She worked out with Melinda barking in her ear - she could take anything this guy could dish out. With another bright smile, she nodded. Kill him with kindness. "Okay! If you have any really helpful tips, I'd like to hear them." As he took a seat, she resisted the urge ot roll her eyes and instead found an empty spot on the floor to perform her curls.

Holding both dumbbells in her hands, she squared her body and took a strong stance. Keeping good posture, she slowly began to curl both weights up, pausing briefly as they reached her shoulders and slowly lowering them. Her gaze rested on a blank wall across the room, holding there as she internally counted the repetitions.

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 07:11 pm UTC (link)
He didn't keep her waiting long. Her form was flawless, her starting weight more than acceptable, but his need for amusement knew no bounds of logic. Leaning back against the bench, he rolled his eyes, heaving a needlessly loud sigh.

"Jesus Christ, really?" He raked a hand through his still-damp hair. "You work out like a housewife with a Jillian Michaels DVD. Which is great if you want to look good naked, I guess, not so much if you want to lift anything heavier than a water cooler, or if you don't give a damn about stamina." He let another moment pass, but only just, and then sighed childishly again. "Are you trying to bore me into leaving?" His head canted to one side in a boyishly curious sort of look. It was a patently ridiculous expression on him, particularly given his current verbal posturing. He hardly seemed to notice, too engrossed in his baiting of her to care. "Your arms don't look completely toneless. You couldn't have gotten those passable guns just by doing eight thousand reps of curls."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 07:40 pm UTC (link)
As he started to heckle, she continued her curls. Gaze stubbornly locked on the opposing wall, she breathed in and out slowly and heavily. She listened to some degree, just in case the idiot actually did make good points. But his slights at her technique - Melinda's technique - and arms - not completely toneless? - bit annoying little holes in her brain.

He looked like a little monkey watching her, and for a moment, she considered trying to throw her weight around in order to get him dismissed. But she had to be civil. Setting the dumbbells down to rest, she looked over at him while resting a hand on her hip.

"You're right, I haven't. Those eight thousand reps are just part one." It was obviously an exaggeration, but she was throwing his stupid back in his face. "I know it's a little intimidating, but don't worry. You aren't the only one." She smiled again and picked up the dumbbells to complete the second half of her curls quota.

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
She had stopped - that was something. No younger brother worth his salt should be able to let a conversation go so long without getting at least a slight rise out of his opponent. Briefly Samuel wondered if he was losing his touch. But he decided not to take her patience to heart; he had nothing but time, and he seemed to be making some progress.

"Intimidating?" At last he laughed outright, making no more effort to hide that outburst than he did to conceal his blatant survey of her backside as she bent to retrieve her weights. "No offense, Pippi, but I've seen more intimidating PFCs. You can lift a little, sure, but you're about as nice as my grandmother. Kinda kills the fear factor." Smirking still, he sat back, his teeth nipping idly at his lower lip. "So what's part two? Something really strenuous, I assume. Hot yoga? Jazzercise?"

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this was irritating. It was obvious by this point that he was just trying to amuse himself by being a butthead, and it was starting to annoy her. What the hell was he doing wasting his time here over nothing? Surely he had better things to do with his life.

His laugh caused her to bristle, and her grip on the dumbbells tightened slightly. She didn't know what a PFC was, but she imagined it was something stupid. But that was okay. Clearly this guy was ignorant, and would eventually see another woman to harass. She was actually surprised that he targeted her of all people - her workout attire was Lycra, tight to prevent any clothing getting caught somewhere unpleasant, that showcased her muscular physique well. She didn't look like the lost little girl in the big scary gym, that was for sure.

"You don't have to be a jerk to be intimidating," she said simply, finishing her curls with a grunt. "And if you actually worked as much as you talk, you might actually stand a chance in the ring with me."

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 08:31 pm UTC (link)
"I might, huh?" His eyes flicked down, watching her knuckles whiten as she clutched the weights. Something had hit a nerve, and plucking at that resonant chord was proving entirely too fun to pass up. He hadn't had a good argument since before his suspension from work; even the few neighbors he'd passed in the halls had been pleasant. He'd almost forgotten how much he missed this. "I do work as much as I talk, hard as it may be to believe, so I stay pretty busy. You just caught me in some down time. Lucky for both of us, right?"

His lips pursed dramatically, as if some humorous thought had come to him then. He drummed his fingertips at the corner of his mouth, thinking for a moment. "Besides, you look young as hell. I don't hit girls, and hitting little ones seems even less appealing."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 08:45 pm UTC (link)
She was so lucky. If he really worked as much as he bothered people, then maybe he was a veritable fighting god. But she doubted that for some reason. The biggest jerks were the easiest to take down, she had found. You had to watch the quiet, polite ones. They always had claws that could rip you to shreds.

Just as she was about to dismiss him once more and continue with her workout, he said something that sent a jolt up her spine. Riley could handle a lot of things, but being dismissed because of her gender and age was not one of them. She remembered Cuchulainn, and how he had not only callously stepped on her feelings in high school but now repeatedly ignored her attempts to step in the ring with him. Whenever she was cast aside just by virtue of two things she couldn't control, and not her merit, she felt something steam inside.

"Well that's just fine," she replied with a bit of irritation in her voice. "Because you couldn't land a punch on me if you tried."

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 09:01 pm UTC (link)
He blinked, as if clearing his vision might somehow aid his hearing. "I'm sorry, Pippi, what was that?" He could hear the prickles in her voice, a pleasant, quiet sound. He leaned up toward her, his elbows resting on his knees as he cast a long look over her. For a moment his smile had faltered, but now it merely shifted, taking on some darker, sharper, more feral little edge. A girl she might be, and young besides, but the gauntlet had been thrown and he was well and truly obliged to pick it up. She was stacked, after all; for all his mockery, some part of Samuel was legitimately curious to see if she could best him. Suddenly he found himself stupidly pleased he had hung around for her not-so-grand entrance. "I don't know what boys you played with before, but I don't pull punches. So we can test your theory if you want, but don't expect an apology from me later."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Being called Pippi should have annoyed her more, but really she was focused more on everything else. Instead, she was mildly relieved that he took her up on her challenge. Setting her dumbbells down, she cracked her shoulders, looking over to him. As he mentioned an apology, she scoffed. Her expression was haughty as she looked down at him, a hand resting on her hip. "That's fine," she said. "If I know a guy's holding back on me, I put him in the hospital." Not really true, but she didn't care at this point. She was mad, she had an excuse.

After putting her dumbbells back, she went to her locker to pick up her training gloves. Strapping them on, she glanced to him. "Is there a ring or anything in here? Or just an empty room?"

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-03 11:37 pm UTC (link)
He positively beamed at her assertion, nodding as if he fully believed and understood the threat. In truth he did not know, yet, precisely what to make of his still-nameless opponent. Were he a bigger person, someone more mature or less egotistical, he might have taken this precise moment to step back and recognize the foolishness of this thinly veiled ritual. Whatever purpose it might serve seemed obscured by the equally unsavory options of beating up a girl or being beaten up by one. But these were things Samuel, in his enthusiasm, did not take into account. So once she'd retrieved her gloves, he merely rose from his seat, giving his knuckles a loud crack of his own, and gestured for her to follow.

"Back here, then," he said, leading her to a clear space at the back of the room. The foam mats were stacked four deep here, dark stains marring their deep blue surfaces, marking it off as the makeshift ring the gym's patrons had once hastily erected. He paused at the edge of the mats, pulling on a battered pair of training gloves from the gym's communal shelves. "Hopefully this is good enough to suit you, princess. This won't take long, anyway, so if it's not up to your standard at least you won't have to deal with it but for a while."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-03 11:54 pm UTC (link)
"You're right," she said, cracking her shoulders and then her neck. As they slid into their ready positions, prepared to begin, she raised her right glove to her lips to give it a quick kiss. "I'll make this quick."

The fight was indeed quite brief. It began fairly one-sided, with Riley throwing the majority of punches while Samuel remained on the defensive. This fueled her anger more, inciting a fury of punches that wore away at Samuel's defenses. The turning point came when he began to retaliate with greater force, something that made her grin with glee.

He knew that he would lose.

The second half of the fight was furious, with Samuel moving offensively and Riley doing the same. She wasn't about to change her strategy, taking his punches as best she could while doling out her own. Before long, both were winded. One strong, well-placed punch to the gut dropped Samuel to his knees, and the fight was over.

Grinning, Riley bounced on the balls of her feet, backing up to give him air. "You okay?" she asked. Like in any fight, she had begun to shut out the outside world. But she was still present, and not too far gone to hope that she hadn't injured someone. After a moment, she stopped bouncing, standing solidly and taking a large breath. The blows he had landed over the course of the fight seemed to hit her at once as she paused, leaning over with her gloves on her knees.

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 12:20 pm UTC (link)
"You kidding?" Samuel's laugh was a brief one, cut short by a wracking cough. It had been a long time since merely breathing had seemed such a chore. "Never better," he wheezed. He put one fist to the floor, pushing himself up, unsteady on his feet as he rose. Already he could feel the deep bruises he would sport in the morning. He could not say he was in the least displeased. Blinking blearily he waited for her lithe, cheerfully bouncing shape to come back into focus, a broad grin spreading across his lips as he waited. "That was fucking great."

He fumbled with his gloves, awkwardly pulling them off, dropping them unceremoniously to the mat. He cleared his throat, then laughed again. "But you know. I did land at least a couple of hits. So we were both wrong."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Though Riley was quite cheerful, she was in no way bouncing. This was the worst part of the fight. Afterward, she always felt so drained. It was as if she had poured her entire existence into it, concentrated all her being and stuffed it into one little incident. And with all of that gone, she was just a shell, waiting to breathe again.

She awkwardly stumbled to the side, shoulder falling into the nearest wall. Removing her gloves with her teeth, she tucked them against her stomach with one arm before looking up at him. "You were more wrong," she said stubbornly, though a smile was plastered on her face. "I might have a couple bruises in the morning. You got your ass handed to you."

Grunting, she forced herself to her feet, stumbling forward in awkward steps. It wasn't as bad as a professional fight, wherein she was almost unable to function without Melinda holding her, but she felt like her bones had been replaced by jello. "Oh, by the way," she said, raising her chin high. "I'm Riley Harlow."

(OOC: I am so sorry for disappearing last night! DX The internet committed suicide and I got mad.)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Her assessment of the fight was spot on, and Samuel found he had no trouble admitting it - inwardly, at least. His only immediate outward response was a far less labored laugh and a fervent, if dizzy, nod of his head. He wondered just how bad the damage would be when the bruises started to turn. That jaundiced yellow color had never been flattering on him, but at least it would be well earned. And now that he had her name, the odds of being mocked by his co-workers for the loss had turned significantly in his favor. He doubted, after all, any of them would have fared much better.

"Riley Harlow? No shit." He drew a deep breath, a faint and bemused laugh escaping him on a lengthy exhalation. "Well now I know where I've seen you before. I heard about the Bernard fight. That was something else, or so they said."

He nodded weakly, a sort of gracious introduction now that the sharks had thoroughly circled and some tenuous sense of amicability established. "Sergeant Samuel Wolfe. Pleasure to meet you. Can I buy you a drink or something? Whey protein shake, whatever the hell you pros indulge in."

(np hon! I had to go to bed anyway LOL I'm slack!)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 01:01 pm UTC (link)
She couldn't help the way her chest swelled with pride as he recognized her name. Yes, it was nice to be recognized, especially when you had worked so hard to gain said recognition. Grinning, she nodded. "The one and the same," she replied with a wheeze. Forcing her posture upright, as opposed to bent like a tired monkey, she took a few steps forward. "It was pretty good," she said evenly. "Close for a while, but hey. Someone's gotta win."

At the introduction, she blinked. Military? Honestly, that wasn't too surprising. Riley didn't know much about the military, but she knew about the hazing and pecking order. This guy seemed to be all about that. "Nice to meet you too," she said, not entirely lying. "Actually, a shake sounds great," she said with a slight laugh. "God, even sparring just wears you out." She glanced to him with a cocky grin. "That's my way of saying you didn't totally suck."

(LAWL nah, you have that "real world" thing to do. XD I just felt bad cause I literally just went POOF. I was like "GRRRR INTERNETS." Full of fail and spiders.)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 01:43 pm UTC (link)
He nodded at her description of the fight, though in part he could not help but wonder how much of it was modesty, false or otherwise. These were niceties of which Samuel was only passingly familiar, and their subtle natures eluded him.

"I'll take it," he said, grinning fit to suit his name. He cast a belatedly clearing gaze back through the gym, where the few voyeurs who had briefly gathered for their fight were now slowly dispersing. Through the plate glass window at the front of the building the street corner opposite could be seen; lining the sidewalk there were a number of businesses and cafes that claimed, at least, to not mind the stench of patrons fresh from a workout. Among the buildings was a juice and smoothie bar that was ordinarily far too hippie-friendly for Samuel's taste, and bereft of alcohol besides. But it seemed to suit their current purpose, and so he set his sights upon it.

"There's a place across the street," he said, already turning on his heel to shamble tiredly toward it. "Nice comfortable chairs, air conditioning that actually works in the entire building... heaven, really." A sharp but thankfully good-natured smirk tugged at the corner of his lips as he looked back to her. "You good to walk, or should I carry you?"


(SPIDERS WHY. D: And no worries! I'll steal you away again soon enough!)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 02:33 pm UTC (link)
With her gym bag slung over her shoulder, Riley followed his gaze to the juice and smoothie bar. She had never been to that one before, but she was a fan of them all. Nodding in confirmation, she followed him out of the gym and onto the sidewalk. Cars buzzed by, sending a few welcome bursts of wind their way. Letting out a small sigh of appreciation as a bus sped past, Riley glanced to him. "Sounds good," she said. She liked air conditioning. The heat wasn't her friend, not by a long shot.

At his question, she scoffed, green eyes wide. "If anyone needs to be carried, it's you, princess." The "p-word" was said with similar good-nature, a callback to their terse almost-argument prior to the sparring match. "You'll be lucky if you can get out of bed tomorrow." That was a bit of an exaggeration, but Riley felt that she had well earned her bragging rights. With one hand on her hip, she set off with him to cross the street, entering the juice bar.

The line was thankfully short, and they were able to order quickly. Riley's banana-strawberry-protein arrived in all its glory, a tall glass of heaven. Despite her exhaustion, she put a little skip in her step as she made a beeline to an empty table, dropping her gym bag on the floor and making herself comfortable in the chair.

"You were right," she said as she crossed one leg over the opposite knee. "These chairs are comfortable."


(BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FUNNIER WITH SPIDERS! Oh SNAP should I pack an overnight bag?)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 03:30 pm UTC (link)
There was something to that threat of hers, taunting though it was, and the faint throbbing of Samuel's ribs already attested to it. Were he the sort, he would consider calling in sick, taking the next morning to lounge by the pool and nurse his wounds, visible and otherwise - but that would be a defeat of a different variety, and one far less easy to recover from.

Inside the bar, he settled into his own high backed chair, instinctively facing the wide front window. Nodding, he toyed with the straw in his own cutely named concoction of acai and banana. He was certain it would taste markedly better with a healthy splash of vodka, but that, sadly, was beyond the purview of this particular establishment. "I'm usually right," he said, his broad grin disappearing briefly as he took another sip. "So listen. What had you coming to my hole in the wall today? I imagine your usual haunts are much less... dodgy? Thrown-together? I don't know what word I'm looking for."


(YESSSS. Bring good movies, too.)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 04:08 pm UTC (link)
His assertion made her laugh. "That has yet to be seen. To me, you're one for two. Fifty percent. Not usually quite yet." Sipping her smoothie, she settled back into her chair comfortably. Melinda would probably go off on her the next day if she found out that Riley had gone in and sparred with a total stranger without considering the fact that she could have been seriously injured. But that was a risk Riley was willing to take. Besides, it had turned out okay in the end. Clearly, there was no stupid risk at all.

"Shitty?" she asked impishly, tone teasing. "My gym is two blocks further away from where I live. Today I felt lazy, and decided to not walk the extra four blocks round trip." She shrugged, expression unapologetic. She could recognize that it was stupid reasoning, but didn't really care. Stupid reasoning had worked for her so far.


(I WILL. I'm considering rewatching the Usual Suspects tonight just because I was thinking about it and went "ooooh.")

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
If he was offended by her catching him out in his baseless bragging, nothing in his expression gave it away. She was engaging conversation to say the least, and he appreciated anyone who could so thoroughly keep him on his toes, both literally and figuratively. "Shitty," he laughed. "Yep, that's the word."

His brow furrowed for a moment as he did a bit of mental calculation on the radius she described. He had chosen his gym - unpretentious, underfunded hole that it was - in part due to its proximity to his own apartment. It seemed a foolishly long shot given the density of Anaheim and SoCal in general, but this was a rabbit trail he could not help but follow. "What direction?" he asked. "I'm not planning on stalking you. I don't need that kind of trouble." He paused a beat, smirking, his wrist turning to stir his shake. "I only ask cos I'm not far either. Just moved in, really." He glanced out the window, pointing down the street toward Pax Letale. "Place called Pax. I'm just curious where a bigshot like you calls home. You're probably not on those stupid 'star maps' or whatever, so I can't help but wonder."


(omg, that is an EXCELLENT idea. I will live vicariously through you!)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 05:50 pm UTC (link)
As he accepted the term "shitty," she nodded knowingly and sipped her smoothie. When he wasn't being a giant pain in the ass, this Sergeant Samuel Wolfe was pretty okay. In the boxing circuit, you got used to dealing with egos. Granted, Riley wasn't always aware of her own, though perhaps that was the entire source of the problem. Either way, in the rare moments when two people stopped competing directly, you could find some very pleasant little conversations hiding in there.

The query of where she lived wasn't that odd, and she thought little of it. Really, where you lived was one of the major ways people started conversations. As he mentioned stalking, she laughed. "Don't worry. You don't seem quite stupid enough to try stalking me." For emphasis, she held up her right arm and flexed.

As he mentioned the name of his new home, her eyes widened. "No way," she breathed, staring at him blankly. "Tell me you aren't serious." When it was clear that he was, she started to laugh in surprise. "Oh my god, I live there! I moved in back when it first opened!" Wow, life sure was funny. Shaking her head, she took another sip of her smoothie. "Wow, I really never thought I'd meet a neighbor out here in the real world."


(ISN'T IT GLORIOUS? I LOVE IT. Also, I foresee movie nights in Pax now. Riley splurged on a badass TV.)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 06:28 pm UTC (link)
He laughed at that little flex, his brow raising as he leaned dramatically away from her. Still, she was complimenting him, in a backhanded and amusing way he could certainly appreciate. When moments later she admitted she was a fellow tenant at Pax, Samuel felt truly pleased he had engaged in such juvenile mockery earlier; it wasn't every day a first meeting went so well, and with a neighbor, to boot.

"And definitely not one so damned charming, I'm sure," he added helpfully. "What are those odds, I wonder?" His fingertips drummed against the chilled sides of the cup, his face drawn into a feigned look of careful contemplation. "I think all this is a sign. I'm obviously meant to bet on your next fight."

He shifted in his seat, wincing as the deep bruise at his stomach angrily protested the small motion. "So when are you gonna start up private lessons for your fellow tenants?" he teased. "I might even be able to write that off as a work expense."


(omggggg yes. Samuel did about the same - the TV's the nicest thing in his house. He'll bring over a stack of DVDs/Blurays and they can fight over who gets to choose the movie. LAWL.)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 07:07 pm UTC (link)
"I am charming, aren't I?" she asked, raising her chin imperiously. She was preening and knew it, but what was the harm? She had handed his ass to him - she deserved a bit of bragging. Slurping a bit of her smoothie, she shrugged. "I guess it was bound to happen?" she asked, knowing that it really wasn't. Though given that they both frequented gyms, the odds weren't completely astronomical. Still, it was strange.

As he mentioned betting on her next fight, she laughed. "Well, even though I don't think I'm technically supposed to advise gamblers, I would say that betting on me is the smart way to go." Pressing one finger to her lips as if erasing what she said, she smiled.

The question made her laugh. "Private lessons?" she asked, raising a brow. "I never thought about it." Tapping a finger to her chin, she considered this. "Well, you do need all the help you can get." Laughing again, she sipped her smoothie. "Honestly, though, I'm always happy to share tips. If you ever want to learn how to punch like a girl."


(Oh man they can stack their TVs and make MEGA TV. Okay not. That'd be awesome. Riley would suggest they arm wrestle for it. XD)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 07:56 pm UTC (link)
"I meant me," he said, shaking his head. He laughed at the brazen display of ego, an easy match for his own, and perhaps better founded. He took her betting advice in stride, in his head already counting up his winnings, determining how best they would be spent. He hoped she might be the underdog in her next fight, perhaps even significantly so; Samuel enjoyed counting his chickens before they'd hatched, and this situation was no different. His imaginary haul thus already won and run through, he put his mind to the task of what a class with this particular spitfire would be like.

"Not a girl." Samuel wrinkled his nose, boyishly offended. How much of that was put on and how much was sincere he left to her interpretation. "That girl." To further specify, he pointed directly, irrefutably at her. "Cut me some slack. I'm a weapons man, not a bare-handed one. I've never had to raid a site unarmed and go up against Jet Li, so up to now I've done okay. You're just a different kind of challenge altogether." He shrugged, cutting her a sidelong, narrowed glance. "Not saying I think I need that much improvement. But you know. A little practice never hurt anybody, right?"

(LOLOL movies via multi-monitor? NICE. Samuel says no arm wrestling though >.> That would just be embarrassing.)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 08:20 pm UTC (link)
The idea of Samuel as charming made her laugh, though the sound wasn't cruel. It was a laugh of surprise and bewilderment, as if she were observing a very wacky scene in a movie. "Yeah, okay," was all she said. She was good, though - didn't roll her eyes or anything.

As he pointed at her, specifying the sort of girl he wanted to punch like, she snorted. "Well I punch like any girl," she said, straightening up slightly. "A girl that was trained well by another girl." Her tone was both teasing and serious, equal parts of each. After all, he clearly understood that she wasn't a lost Pippi Longstocking in the big, scary gym.

In a rare moment of kindness, she decided not to further attack his pride. Instead, she nodded. "Well it's always good to practice," she said, slurping up more of her smoothie. "And since you are less familiar with bare hand-to-hand, it'd be my pleasure to help a member of the armed forces."


(OH MAN YES. Ahahahahaa Riley says "why you no want to arm wrestle?" With a big puppy frown.)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-04 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Samuel had never been one to conceal his initial impressions. It was clear from his wrinkled brow and off-kilter smile that he found this new bit of trivia to be quite difficult to believe. This incorrect assumption was largely rooted in the fact that in the whole of his life, he had watched and read less than a few hours' worth of coverage devoted to women in sports, making him substantially less than an expert on the subject. Had he realized she was delicately avoiding the already cracked eggshells of his pride, he might have held his tongue - though like as not, the knowledge would have changed nothing. "Learn something every day, I guess," he said, disbelief carelessly threaded through his tone. "No offense. I'm sure your teacher is as dangerous as you."

He gave a puffed-up little grin of his own when she correctly guessed his primary and favored career. "Well, former, anyway. SWAT now." He grinned, pausing for a noisy sip of his smoothie. "You'd kind of being doing a public service, then, right? Really selfless of you. So sure, I'll be your punching bag whenever you've got some off time. I might pick up a few things in between hacking up a lung."


(so sad, the frown! LOLOL Get him drunk and he'll probably acquiesce. I suspect this will go badly for him.)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-04 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Just thinking about Melinda made Riley shudder, and she rarely had anything to fear. Though the common phrase was "those that can't do, teach," Melinda was a teacher that could perform just as well. Riley had fought a number of male boxers with outstanding records, as well as excellent female boxers. But Melinda was somebody she never wanted to actually go toe-to-toe with. "She's more dangerous," she said with a knowing nod. "Back in her prime, she was the best." No questions asked.

As he spun the situation just a bit, she laughed. "Well, SWAT is still something," she said. And it was. Riley had always admired the people that went through that kind of hell. It was beyond what most people could handle, and even she had her doubts about her own ability to get through basic training. "And I love to give back." Slurping her smoothie, she gave a definitive nod. "Well, all joking aside, I'd love to teach you a thing or two. Basic blocks and good jabs are really helpful to know, especially in your line of work."



(LOL OMG DRUNK ARM WRESTLING! I approve of this 100%. And yes, Riley gives a great puppy eyed frown.)

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-05 12:04 pm UTC (link)
That little shudder of hers piqued his interest quite thoroughly. Whoever her teacher might be, Samuel was now certain she would be a sight to behold in the ring - and maybe out of it as well - if she could more thoroughly rattle Riley's cage from a distance than he could from the same room. He didn't know whether to be impressed or offended, so he moved quickly on to their next topic.

"Yeah, I can't deny that. And I'm sure when it's time for my next evaluation they'd be happy to find out I learned something. Of my own volition, no less." As he thought more on this decidedly useful turn of events, he downed the better part of what smoothie remained, then set to prodding at remaining bits of banana as he waited for the sudden brain freeze to recede. Once his head thawed a bit, a thought occurred to him. "Can we start with the debilitating gut punches," he asked, "or is this like karate, with five years of useless smacking inanimate objects around before you get to the good stuff?"


(I have no doubt of this! LOLOL Time to plan booze, movies, and inebriated contests of physical skill...)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-05 03:31 pm UTC (link)
With her smoothie almost done, she began to poke at the lumps of strawberry-banana mush at the bottom of her cup with her straw. It was always so difficult to dislodge them, as if there were some rule of physics that dictated that remnants in cups had to adhere to them tighter than cement. As she attempted to scrape the fruit out of her cup, she casually glanced over at him as he spoke, gaze darting between him and her cup.

His question made her snort. "Just for that, I'm tempted to teach you only how to smack inanimate objects in the most useless way possible." Raising a brow, she dislodged a lump of strawberry and tipped her cup, swallowing it. Smacking her lips, she put the cup back down. "But no, we can start with gut punches. Though first, I'll have to show you proper form. The way you ball your fist, it isn't exactly right. It really does look like you're holding something." She shook her head. "But I can show you later, how to do it right. It'll be an easy correction to make. Once you can throw a punch with good form, so you won't hurt yourself, we can get right to the debilitation."


(Oh my god yes. And Lia can be there like "omg u gais for srsly?")

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-05 05:05 pm UTC (link)
To Samuel it still sounded like a suspiciously long process, but her willingness to at least skip a portion of the usual lessons made him feel somewhat at ease. Under ordinary circumstances he was not the best at accepting constructive criticism; now, though, so soon after having been soundly beaten, it seemed wise to take a bit of professional, freely given advice.

"Sounds great," he said. "The sooner the better. I mean, now you know where to find me, right? So whenever we're both free, meeting up shouldn't be too tough." He laughed, pushing aside his smoothie, which had in its mushiness now lost the vast majority of its appeal. "Just promise no Rocky styled two a.m. wake-up calls, banging on my door with raw eggs in a Thermos or some shit. That is not on my agenda."


(YESSSS.)

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[info]punchout
2010-08-05 06:19 pm UTC (link)
"More or less," she said. "I'm in 303, by the way." She wasn't sure if this would lower his opinion of her or not. After all, the third floor seemed to be the collection of misfits at Pax. There was her, the storyteller, the angry ginger, and Dorian who seemed to evade explanation. But if he looked down on a boxer that just kicked his ass because of what floor she lived on, well, there was no hope for him at all.

"Don't worry," she teased, swallowing the last lump of mushy banana at the bottom of her cup. "If there's a Rocky here, it's still me. After all, I still have to be in prime condition so people like you can make money off my fights." With that, she picked up her gym bag, beginning to stand. "And on that note, I should go to my home base, despite being two blocks away."

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-08-05 06:36 pm UTC (link)
"Seven-oh-seven," he offered. He leaned back in his chair, tossing his own dwindling cup into a nearby garbage bin. "I'm sure we'll bump into each other soon enough." It struck him, then, that he had made precious little effort to get to know the tenants who shared his building. Beyond being somewhat rude - or at least moderately unfriendly - Samuel recognized the potential danger such ignorance posed, and wondered if it might perhaps be time to rectify the situation. The forum, he thought, might be one place to start.

With this in mind, he rose shortly after her, nodding as she moved to go, a grin tugging at his lips at the truth of her mild bragging. Thanking her audibly for her efforts seemed utterly beyond him, but he was sure she would understand the sentiment regardless. "See you around, Pippi."

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[info]punchout
2010-08-05 06:43 pm UTC (link)
"I'll remember that," she said with a nod. Slinging her bag over her shoulder, she smiled at him as they made their way out of the juice bar. Pausing on the sidewalk, she squinted to him in the sun with a hand held out to shield her eyes. "You too. Take care walking home, princess." Her tone was lighthearted and cheerful, utterly fitting the slight finger waggle she directed to him before turning on her heel and walking briskly in the opposite direction.

Well. That had been a productive meeting.

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