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o goat-foot god of arcady! (literallyhorny) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-07-10 09:09:00

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eris, hel, hermes, pan, tyr

108 to everyone
So I got two questions.

First and most importantly, would anyone who knows a thing about make-up help a poor boy out and like, physically come with me and help me buy something that'll cover a black eye?

Second, has anyone else had stuff go straight up missing recently? Not expensive stuff, just random crap ~~my razors are missing and I just bought new ones before the 4th~~?

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literallyhorny
2017-07-13 02:47 pm UTC (link)

I'd settle for an address so my boss can press charges.

...Yeah but it sounds dumb. Um. Everything that's happening with this place is kinda freaking me out and i sorta want to go to church even though i'm not sure i believe all that ~~because i think i'm possessed~~ and i literally haven't gone to church for anything but weddings and funerals since i was in middle school but would you please go with me?

You can say no just please don't laugh at me.

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polytropus
2017-07-13 03:32 pm UTC (link)

Give me a couple of days and I'll have all the information you need.

~~...~~You know, it's been a long time since I've sat on a pew. It's been even longer since I was invited to church. What's your preferred theological setting? I grew up raised by a lax Catholic, so please do tell me if that sounds the least bit up your alley.

Why would I laugh at the neighbor nice enough to feed my turtle when I'm away? :]

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	private literallyhorny 2017-07-17 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I owe you. My preferred theological setting at that hour is a bed, but my aunt used to drag me to Mass so ig you're in luck?? B/c I'm being dumb. I didn't even like church, I stopped going in middle school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Think nothing of it~~, kid~~. :] Couldn't hurt to take in a sermon now and then, right? Don't forget, you'll get free wine and wafers in the process. Text me when you've settled on a date and time, and I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 11:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Why are you doing all this for me?~~ Clearly you don't remember how much communion wine sucks. You OK with an evening service if I can swing it? I've got this yoga class with a fine as hell teacher that I'd hate to miss... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Saturday Vigil is my favorite thing, Vinnie. Count me in, sarcasm aside. You'll have to give me a briefing on this yoga teacher--but be careful, because sinful thoughts are not welcome inside the church. Save those for after we leave, and class is in session. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well then I'm fucked. ~~Recently, thank God.~~ I'll give you deets after church. Just try not to blush too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me on this, I don't blush easily. But I am a sucker for a sordid tale or three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	You realize you just made this a challenge, right? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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