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Tweak says, "Mulder, it's me."

o goat-foot god of arcady! (literallyhorny) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-07-10 09:09:00

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eris, hel, hermes, pan, tyr

108 to everyone
So I got two questions.

First and most importantly, would anyone who knows a thing about make-up help a poor boy out and like, physically come with me and help me buy something that'll cover a black eye?

Second, has anyone else had stuff go straight up missing recently? Not expensive stuff, just random crap ~~my razors are missing and I just bought new ones before the 4th~~?

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	Private literallyhorny 2017-07-12 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Alright but seriously dude, are you hurting for food? I'm pretty sure I could guilt a pizza out of my boss if you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private oathretractor 2017-07-13 04:13 am UTC (link)
	They can get their own damn blueberries if they're so freaking hungry. What? No. Like. I'm good, man. I'm good. I just don't appreciate it when people break the law and STEAL THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIRS. They're probably reading this right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-07-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Just checking. That ever changes, you better lemme know. With all the weird shit happening in this place, you're assuming what took your blueberries is human? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private oathretractor 2017-07-13 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, sure. Will do. ~~It isn't like I eat macaroni a lot~~ Maybe I'm being too hopeful, but whatever. It'd be easier to deal with if it's human. Or a hamster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-07-17 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Dude if its hamsters fuck that shit, you're dealing with the little rodents on your own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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