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Tweak says, "*insert evil cackle here*"

o goat-foot god of arcady! (literallyhorny) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-06-01 02:24:00

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Hey, um. This ~~is so weird and creepy idk why I'm so worried but~~ is gonna sound random but are you ok? Because there were cops all over my floor and I think someone died and I haven't seen you around in a bit.

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literallyhorny
2017-06-01 03:41 pm UTC (link)

Ok, first you and me gotta have a movie night. Second, no I don't think an undead slasher is behind this but you gotta admit this place is a little like the Overlook hotel and Rose Red had a baby.

OMG a turtle?! ~~I might steal her~~ Uh, yeah sure. I mean, I've got the pizza place in the mornings and the theater in the evenings, but I could check in during the afternoons.

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polytropus
2017-06-01 03:59 pm UTC (link)

Sign me up, but only if you solemnly swear we'll be watching more than a basic slasher flick. And no, I wasn't being overly literal. The last thing I want is for a mildly creepy blond neighbor to be eaten by one of our hallway carpets.

Great, count yourself as her new best friend. I keep fresh strawberries in the fridge at all times for her--think of them as rewards for being a good turtle.

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literallyhorny
2017-06-01 04:21 pm UTC (link)

Dude, you are talking to a man who was raised by the Latina version of Morticia Addams. I have access to any genre of horror you'd like and opinions on all them. Lol, do we even have a creepy blonde neighbor??

Cool! Um, when you want me to start? Oh, and do you mind if I occasionally bring her to my apartment? I'll keep an eye on her, it's just I might be doing some recording in the afternoons.

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polytropus
2017-06-01 04:26 pm UTC (link)

...I can't say I'm not interested to hear more. Do tell. And you know, with all the people moving in and out lately, I wouldn't doubt it.

Can you start next Tuesday? There's free beer for you involved, and I don't mind paying you for your time. Just name your price.

~~After she went missing~~ Only if you promise to not play music too loud. I'm assuming you'll be playing music ~~what else would you be recording~~

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literallyhorny
2017-06-01 04:44 pm UTC (link)

About which, my thoughts on horror or my goth aunt?

Sure! I'll get back to you on the price. It won't be much, I'm literally just keeping a turtle fed for a couple hours.

Yeah, flute music. One of the girls that lives here talked me into uploading some of my old recordings on youtube and.. apparently people like it? So once I find or buy a mic I guess I'm recording new stuff.

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	polytropus 2017-06-03 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	~~Both.~~ Horror, if you're feeling up to it. I'm expecting a lengthy assessment of the creative merit behind scaring people to death, metaphorically speaking. Don't let me down. ~~I wouldn't have taken you for a flutist, but~~ Swayed by feminine prowess? ;] If you go viral, send me a link. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-06-04 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Youre asking for a thesis paper from a dude that barely graduated high school? ~~What can I say? What this mouth do best is blow.~~ Like a palm tree in a hurricane, lol. And yeah sure thing. Don't hold your breath tho. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polytropus 2017-06-06 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm asking for your opinions. It's too easy to lie in papers--there's always the need to write what your teacher wants you to write. Hardly a waste of time when I've got plenty to spare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-06-07 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Lol, that might be a quarter of why my grades sucked. Huh. So you're a trust fund baby or something? ~~Better than being a crack baby~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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