Sign me up, but only if you solemnly swear we'll be watching more than a basic slasher flick. And no, I wasn't being overly literal. The last thing I want is for a mildly creepy blond neighbor to be eaten by one of our hallway carpets.
Great, count yourself as her new best friend. I keep fresh strawberries in the fridge at all times for her--think of them as rewards for being a good turtle.