Thanksgiving with the fam is going to get interesting.
Mom chose to wait
until today to tell me, Bethany, and Carver
via the family group chat (which was Bethany's idea, bless her--I tried to warn her it would mainly end up containing sibling meme wars and confusing and/or disturbing Mom, but...anyway) that we have two last minute additions to the family table:
1. Her estranged younger brother who none of us kids has met before, and
2. his daughter that
NONE of the family have met--and apparently only Mom and Bethany knew about because of one of those DNA sites.
Carver and I are scrambling to put together a drinking game. I foresee a hangover in our futures.