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Bart Allen (just_impulse) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-11-16 23:53:00

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bart allen, clark kent, kara zor-el, lana lang (lexmas)

You know what, I guess I'm going to go walk around outside and wait until I find some idiot who thinks they’re awesome and totally capable of doing whatever they want because one time, back home, they saved a kitten from a drain pipe. I figure I can be nice and at least throw them out of the way before they get their head bashed in.

A good samaritan needs to help some of these people around here fish their brain cells out of the toilet they obviously dropped them in.

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	ex_girlsuper149 2008-11-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	I saved a kitten from a tree once. I think this qualifies me as invincible. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-16 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I think you must be right. I saved some woman's dog from getting hit by a car once. This must also make me invincible. We can go out and do whatever we want now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2008-11-16 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	We're just awesome. No one can mess with us, obviously. Lets make shirts about how cool we are. And then ignore anyone who tries to tell us otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-16 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like it's gonna be really awesome, Kara. We'll have to make sure to wear our special shirts everywhere so that everyone knows how cool we are. One look and they'll know not to question our decisions, no matter how stupid they sound. We'll be superior. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2008-11-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	It's going to be so awesome. Plus you just have to respect the Lightening Bolt and the "S." Now...why are we talking like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	If someone comes skipping along and decides that they don't feel like respecting those things, we're free to kick them. Remember that for the future. Stupid people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2008-11-16 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	But I might break them if I kick them. Ah. Good reasoning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-16 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Gently tap them. If you're careful, you'll only end up breaking an arm, which would then serve as a good reminder. I thought so too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_girlsuper149 2008-11-17 08:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm not all to sure breaking bones of humans is smiled upon. But I can glare evilly at them. I've heard that works well at times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-17 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Some of them need it. They'd thank you later. But glaring works wonders, or so I've heard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-16 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	What are you going on about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-16 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Stupid people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Which ones? ~~I hope you don't mean who I think~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 12:13 am UTC (link)
	All of them. The ones on the streets and that vampire talking to Buffy about Caleb, the ugly one, not the blonde one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 12:19 am UTC (link)
	You're going to have to be more specific about "the ones on the streets". Just people in general? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Are you really that interested in who I think is stupid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 12:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm interested in you in general, Bart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Why? Am I that fascinating? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 12:39 am UTC (link)
	You're my bright light in a dark city. Of course you're fascinating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Hey... You know you can ask me anything you want? I'm glad you're here. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:17 am UTC (link)
	... Sure. Unless it's bound to be way too embarrassing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
	You're ruining my fun. Can I ask you something embarrassing if I answer an equally embarrassing question in return? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:23 am UTC (link)
	What if I can't think of any equally embarrassing questions? But fine. Ask away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I have complete and total faith in your ability to think of equally embarrassing questions. Now tell me, have you never seen a woman naked or am I just so stunning that all you can say is 'sorry'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
	See! I knew you were gonna ask something that is beyond embarrassing. And isn't it all right and proper that I say sorry over and over again when I walk in on someone when they have no clothes on? I think my mom would have approved of apologies after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
	But you're so cute when you're embarrassed! And it's not like I thought you did it on purpose. One 'sorry' was enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I am not! Stop it. Yeah, but more than one is so much better. And I can think of a whole bunch of other people who would have thought I'd done it on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Well in case you haven't noticed, I am none of those other people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I still have to get used to that. It could take up to a year. Maybe more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I can wait. Now where is this embarrassing question I'm waiting on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Good. You can't rush this. You have to wait until I think of a really good one. It could come at any moment, so you should stay prepared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Now that will be a little harder to wait for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, it will be a marvelous question. I promise, it will be worth the wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Then how about I ask a more serious, less embarrassing question while I'm waiting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Knock yourself out. Go right ahead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Did you miss me while you were home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 02:30 am UTC (link)
	There's a you back home, but I don't really know her and I've never really seen her either. So yeah, I did miss you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-17 09:18 am UTC (link)
	I missed you, too...but I think that's obvious. Am I a good kisser? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-11-17 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I kinda noticed. If I said no I would be the biggest liar in the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-11-18 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~There's more where that came from.~~ Anything you want to ask me? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boy_scout 2008-11-17 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I've saved kittens before, and not just from drain pipes. Saved a few puppies too. Though I'm not going to do just whatever I want. Rules exist for a reason. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-17 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I think we all know that you beat every last one of us in the baby animal saving department. You've lost track of how many you've rescued, haven't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_scout 2008-11-17 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	That's true... but only because I hadn't bothered to count them in the beginning. Did you rescue any today? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-11-17 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	You actually keep track of all the animals you rescue? That brings you to a whole new level, Clark. No, can't say I did. I usually don't go out looking for kittens stuck in trees. (Reply to this) (Parent)